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A cow squirted MILK all over my FACE!!!!!!

I was taking a brisk walk through the scenic country side with mummy and daddy today and as we walked through a field of cows I accidentally dropped my jumper on the ground right near a cow and it's udders. When I went to pick it up, the bloody cow squirted milk all over my face from it's udders!!!!

Some of it went into my mouth... it had a very sour taste.

Perhaps I should just be grateful the sodding creature didn't poo in my face.

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Josb
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You sure it's not a bull?
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Original post by iEthan
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My thoughts exactly :rolleyes:
Original post by Josb
You sure it's not a bull?


very funny!!!

It was definitely a cow.
Original post by SeanFM
My thoughts exactly :rolleyes:


not even funny now :/
Original post by saraxh


Posting gifs of my girl:colonhash:
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Original post by cookie123456789
I was taking a brisk walk through the scenic country side with mummy and daddy today and as we walked through a field of cows I accidentally dropped my jumper on the ground right near a cow and it's udders. When I went to pick it up, the bloody cow squirted milk all over my face from it's udders!!!!

Some of it went into my mouth... it had a very sour taste.

Perhaps I should just be grateful the sodding creature didn't poo in my face.


Hmmm cows can be squirters nowadays.. Just ask your mother she'll tell you all about it



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COWS!!!!
Surely it was a field of grass with cows in it? :wink:
Youre supposed to let the farmers milk the cows cookie! Are sure it was milk!?
Maybe he needed a peepee?
Or he liked your jumper idk
Shouldve jumped on it and driven it like a madman (even thoguh youre a girl).
Oh shut up.
(edited 7 years ago)
How is that even possible? cows can't squirt milk by themselves, they need to be milked
This is worse than a pheasant chasing me
Original post by SuperHuman98
Posting gifs of my girl:colonhash:


*Brads :colone:
Original post by yungaheartz
How is that even possible? cows can't squirt milk by themselves, they need to be milked


You beat me to it :lol:
Original post by Pinkberry_y
This is worse than a pheasant chasing me


still beats getting leg humped by a stray dog (Y)
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Original post by FireFreezer77
COWS!!!!
Surely it was a field of grass with cows in it? :wink:
Youre supposed to let the farmers milk the cows cookie! Are sure it was milk!?
Maybe he needed a peepee?
Or he liked your jumper idk
Shouldve jumped on it and driven it like a madman (even thoguh youre a girl).

Yeah I was tempted to give it a right good humping!!! teach it not to mess with me again!!!!!!!
Original post by yungaheartz
How is that even possible? cows can't squirt milk by themselves, they need to be milked


Actually no, milk is forced out the animal rather than like sucked out, often on dairy farms before the animal is milked you'll see milk coming out the teats. It doesn't need to be milked to eject milk basically.
Original post by yungaheartz
How is that even possible? cows can't squirt milk by themselves, they need to be milked


It must have got excited by the sight of my hot self.

That would make it a lesbian though...:s-smilie:
Original post by RDKGames
Oh shut up.


NEVER!!!!


Why you so mean to me? :frown: I do not deserve your comments.

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