I am stuck at a wedding ... someone talk please

Original post by retro_turtles

Nope they're all sellouts

You mean they made better choices than you as you clearly don't want to be there?

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Original post by 04MR17

Get off your phone! That's the problem with young people these days. Be more social - make new friends. Come up with a few jokes (I have a few about cheese if you want)Seriously?

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PUT YOUR PHONE AWAY! (Are they serving Duck? Then it would be really pretentious, if tasty).

Dude calm it right its not a typical wedding theres no one here to to talk to and the reason i am here is to kill some time before people actually come, i can't exactly mingle with myself CAN I?

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Original post by 04MR17

You mean they made better choices than you as you clearly don't want to be there?

They weren't invited

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Original post by retro_turtles

Dude calm it right its not a typical wedding theres no one here to to talk to and the reason i am here is to kill some time before people actually come, i can't exactly mingle with myself CAN I?

Are you in a room on your own? (I don't class this as a wedding)

Original post by retro_turtles

They weren't invited

And that means they can't come because?

(edited 7 years ago)

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Original post by 04MR17

Are you in a room on your own?

Like are a few people here but they're all like older than me and i have anxiety issues

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uer23

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Original post by 04MR17

Get off your phone! That's the problem with young people these days. Be more social - make new friends. Come up with a few jokes (I have a few about cheese if you want)Seriously?

THIS,*GTFO of your phone and go talk to people.

OP, I have asian friends and been to many asian weddings and this is how most of them are, majority are friends and relatives you barely ever see. Kids these days so awkward, don't know how to socialise.*

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Original post by 04MR17

Are you in a room on your own? (I don't class this as a wedding)And that means they can't come because?

They cant come because they dont know who the people are and its hard to explain 0lain but you cant

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Original post by retro_turtles

Like are a few people here but they're all like older than me and I have anxiety issues

Well why didn't you say so? OK, so put your phone away, because being attached to an electronic device will only make you seem more anxious. Now walk up to someone, and deliver the following joke:

What cheese is made backwards?

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Then from there, get into a conversation. Good luck.

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Original post by retro_turtles

They can't come because they don't know who the people are and its hard to explain 0lain but you can't

They don't need to know the couple! Just smuggle them in. They could pretend they were a table and nobody would notice. I might turn up in a minute and swipe that phone out of your hands, where is it in Manchester?

Original post by uer23

THIS

Thank you.

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Original post by 04MR17

They don't need to know the couple! Just smuggle them in. They could pretend they were a table and nobody would notice. I might turn up in a minute and swipe that phone out of your hands, where is it in Manchester?Thank you.

Some weird ass hall but theyre all busy so :frown:

and that was a beautiful joke

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