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I'm an alien. Ask me anything.

I come from distant planet youranus to seek better life.

People on earth strange. I thought I would do thread here on this strange thing called Internet. Internet weird. People on earth strange. Today at building called Tesco I talk to a machine and it ask me to take item out bagging area. But me no have item. I also turn on thing called TV today and strange people on TV talk to me.

Me am confused but you strange people must be confused also. Ask me anything.


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:rofl: what a planet.
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What are the girls like on youranus?
Original post by UWS
What are the girls like on youranus?


On planet youranus they friendly. On my anus they beasts. But if they on my anus I am what you people call here lesbian.


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Original post by cookie123456789
On planet youranus they friendly. On my anus they beasts. But if they on my anus I am what you people call here lesbian.


Are visitors welcome on youranus?
What's your opinion on Jews?
Original post by UWS
Are visitors welcome on youranus?


Only if you have youranus passport


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Except you're not
Original post by Vividly clear
What's your opinion on Jews?


I met Jew once. They nice. But when I ask if they want pork they get angry.


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Original post by cookie123456789
Only if you have youranus passport


Oh, so I need a passport for youranus?
Original post by Pinkberry_y
Except you're not


Me no understand you earth people.


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Original post by UWS
Oh, so I need a passport for youranus?


Ye


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Considering all those replies on the other thread you made about how you make way too many silly threads, why are you doing it again now?
EDIT: Its this one
http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/showthread.php?t=4291424&page=2&p=67321458
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Original post by LifeIsFine
Considering all those replies on the other thread you made about how you make way too many silly threads, why are you doing it again now?


This my first thread. You make no sense


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Original post by UWS
Oh, so I need a passport for youranus?


Original post by cookie123456789
This my first thread. You make no sense


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The nicest thing I can say to you know is that your bubbly, rather hyper active personality comes off as incredibly annoying across the internet. In real life I have no doubt you are a great person OP.
Original post by LifeIsFine
The nicest thing I can say to you know is that your bubbly, rather hyper active personality comes off as incredibly annoying across the internet. In real life I have no doubt you are a great person OP.


Thank you?


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It should be seen as a compliment, yes.
So you're welcome OP :biggrin:
Original post by cookie123456789
I come from distant planet youranus to seek better life.

People on earth strange. I thought I would do thread here on this strange thing called Internet. Internet weird. People on earth strange. Today at building called Tesco I talk to a machine and it ask me to take item out bagging area. But me no have item. I also turn on thing called TV today and strange people on TV talk to me.

Me am confused but you strange people must be confused also. Ask me anything.


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How big is youranus?


Also, is it habitable for human life?
Original post by Desi_Scotsman
How big is youranus?


Also, is it habitable for human life?


About size of Mars


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