Funny tinder stories

That escalated quickly.

then I notice that she's the muffin-looking person (not in a good way ).

How can you be a muffin-looking person in a good way?

Had a girl I met for a drink who was highly insecure literally asking for compliments every couple minutes,"what do you think of my nails?" "look what i bought the other day" "I spent hundreds to get my hair like this"... way too overwhelming... left after 25 minutes... never stick your d**k in crazy people

Then again, you know what they say about crazy people - the sex is incredible

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I only know one guy who did it with a crazy girl.... he left her place the next morning with scratches on his back... :/

I only know one guy who did it with a crazy girl.... he left her place the next morning with scratches on his back... :/

I need the lols.

I only know one guy who did it with a crazy girl.... he left her place the next morning with scratches on his back... :/

What does a muffin looking person mean? 0.0

please don't attach the picture of a muffin on a stick figure again lol

Nothing wrong with leaving scratches on the guys back if he likes it rough/pain

I've been hooking up with my share of tinder guys. Suppose here is a few stories.

First guy I met up with and I had been texting for a few weeks. We met for drinks, had a laugh. He started kissing my quite out of nowhere and I just started laughing because I didn't expect it which I think hurt his confidence, oh well. We went back to my place eventually. Apparently this guy had diary intolerance and had gotten it in his drink. We were in the middle of sex as he stops and says "I have to stop! Or I will sh*t in your bed!".. From there it only became more and more wierd. He cried at some point, then he started making plans 6 months in the future of us and he kept trying to talk me into wanting babies. Like wtf dude.

Another guy I met up with had a micropenis and looked down on it and acknowledged "Yeah, I'm not that big down there..." At least he only lasted about 1½ minute and a half so I only had to pretend to feel anthying for that long lol.

One guy invited me over at like 11pm for "fun" we then made out and I gave him a bj, where he came really quickly. He then said he was a virgin and too scared to have sex (why why why invite someone over for fun then?)

Think I've met with 8 guys of tinder, most have been rather strange experiences. I don't have tinder anymore lol.

Nothing wrong with leaving scratches on the guys back if he likes it rough/pain

I've been hooking up with my share of tinder guys. Suppose here is a few stories.

First guy I met up with and I had been texting for a few weeks. We met for drinks, had a laugh. He started kissing my quite out of nowhere and I just started laughing because I didn't expect it which I think hurt his confidence, oh well. We went back to my place eventually. Apparently this guy had diary intolerance and had gotten it in his drink. We were in the middle of sex as he stops and says "I have to stop! Or I will sh*t in your bed!".. From there it only became more and more wierd. He cried at some point, then he started making plans 6 months in the future of us and he kept trying to talk me into wanting babies. Like wtf dude.

Another guy I met up with had a micropenis and looked down on it and acknowledged "Yeah, I'm not that big down there..." At least he only lasted about 1½ minute and a half so I only had to pretend to feel anthying for that long lol.

One guy invited me over at like 11pm for "fun" we then made out and I gave him a bj, where he came really quickly. He then said he was a virgin and too scared to have sex (why why why invite someone over for fun then?)

Think I've met with 8 guys of tinder, most have been rather strange experiences. I don't have tinder anymore lol.

That generally means he had a good time.... or her cat likes climbing.... because we all know crazy girls love cats

Nothing wrong with leaving scratches on the guys back if he likes it rough/pain

I've been hooking up with my share of tinder guys. Suppose here is a few stories.

First guy I met up with and I had been texting for a few weeks. We met for drinks, had a laugh. He started kissing my quite out of nowhere and I just started laughing because I didn't expect it which I think hurt his confidence, oh well. We went back to my place eventually. Apparently this guy had diary intolerance and had gotten it in his drink. We were in the middle of sex as he stops and says "I have to stop! Or I will sh*t in your bed!".. From there it only became more and more wierd. He cried at some point, then he started making plans 6 months in the future of us and he kept trying to talk me into wanting babies. Like wtf dude.

Another guy I met up with had a micropenis and looked down on it and acknowledged "Yeah, I'm not that big down there..." At least he only lasted about 1½ minute and a half so I only had to pretend to feel anthying for that long lol.

One guy invited me over at like 11pm for "fun" we then made out and I gave him a bj, where he came really quickly. He then said he was a virgin and too scared to have sex (why why why invite someone over for fun then?)

Think I've met with 8 guys of tinder, most have been rather strange experiences. I don't have tinder anymore lol.

Sorry OP... yo just got beat!

I just find that scary maybe its just me and I'm just tame in bed idk

Did the last guy do anything in return for the BJ?