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Haha.. Great joke 🙈
I cam here expecting it to be bait
Just curious what the bait was
Just curious what the bait was
Have you tried a vibrating hairbrush for your cat?
Paw him
Original post by Magical_lyrical
Have you tried a vibrating hairbrush for your cat?
OMG
Why didn't I think of that
I genuinely believed the title and, being a curious dude, decided to come over here to check it out. However, my slow internet took like 7 seconds to load this page and by then, I had figured out that there would be no way a mod wouldn't have seen this and consequentially have taken it down. So I guess I ruined the joke for myself?
Well assuming you are being serious and you are talking about a cat... I have a soft hand towel, that is just used on my cat and nothing else. When she's soaking I say to her, "Shall I get you all dry with Blackie's special towel?" I keep it in the dining room. Straight away she jumps up on to the top back of the sofa so I can reach her, and she lets me dry her completely with her own special towel. She always purrs like mad . I don't rub her fur up and down with it, I start at her head, and work the full length of her body with the towel in the palm of my hand, so it completely covers her fur. I keep doing that several times until she is almost dry. BUT.. If I dry her completely with it it leaves her fur very rough. She needs to use her own tongue to dry off completely. The towel is just to dry off the excess water.
Original post by loveleest
Stick him in the tumble dryer!
Does that work for you?
This website: kill me now. 
(edited 7 years ago)
Original post by Naruke
I've had my cat for quite a while now, but nowadays whenever he comes home, he is always so wet! What should I do?? 
Original post by emobambam
when your pussy comes home you should just stroke it for a while
But it's wet and I don't know where he has been...
Original post by HurtfulHarold
I genuinely believed the title and, being a curious dude, decided to come over here to check it out. However, my slow internet took like 7 seconds to load this page and by then, I had figured out that there would be no way a mod wouldn't have seen this and consequentially have taken it down. So I guess I ruined the joke for myself?
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