What would happen if Donald Trump became president...

... and then farted in his speech afterwards?

The newspaper headlines the next day would be "Triumphant Trump Trumps After Coming Up Trumps In Election"

Just a thought.

Reply 1

Zeumryn

Try saying that 5 times.

Reply 2

FightToWin

Original post by Zeumryn

Try saying that 5 times.

If my neighbours hear me I have some explaining to do.

Reply 3

Zeumryn

Original post by FightToWin

If my neighbours hear me I have some explaining to do.

It's called establishing dominance over your neighbours!

Reply 4

IYGB

Original post by FightToWin

... and then farted in his speech afterwards?

The newspaper headlines the next day would be "Triumphant Trump Trumps After Coming Up Trumps In Election"

Just a thought.

I would celebrate fart or not

Reply 5

macromicro

"Trump Pumps a Thrump: Donald Trump wins election and begins as he means to go on"

Reply 6

FightToWin

Original post by macromicro

"Trump Pumps a Thrump: Donald Trump wins election and begins as he means to go on"

Reply 7

macromicro

"If there's one person you can count on to make a loud noise, leave a bad smell, and an even worse taste in your mouth, it's Donald Trump. Meanwhile, Clinton isn't faring any better, having lost control over her bowel movements while Bill spends the week with Monica in London.

A long and stressful Presidential race, we're all relieved it's over - and Trump made that audibly clear. Goodnight."

Reply 8

Ambitious1999

Original post by FightToWin

... and then farted in his speech afterwards?

The newspaper headlines the next day would be "Triumphant Trump Trumps After Coming Up Trumps In Election"

Just a thought.

If trump became president then the US would loose all credibility. Russia would be the worlds only sensible super power.

Reply 9

KingBradly

Ivana Trump after all those beans I ate.

Reply 10

Crimedrama98

"We'll have to leave the country, pack a bag everyone!"

Reply 11

Mr T 999

That's cheating :fuhrer: he'll be using chemical warfare to gain an upper hand. Since all the people would have to vote for him otherwise they all die from his farts :rofl:

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Reply 12

SMEGGGY

The same thing that happened to JFK...

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Reply 13

FightToWin

Original post by macromicro

"Donald Trump may hate Mexicans, but as we found out yesterday, he LOVES Taco Bell!"

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Reply 14

Bang Outta Order

Original post by FightToWin

"Donald Trump may hate Mexicans, but as we found out yesterday, he LOVES Taco Bell!"

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Ironically, Taco Bell hates Mexicans too...

Reply 15

JoshDawg

Original post by FightToWin

... and then farted in his speech afterwards?

The newspaper headlines the next day would be "Triumphant Trump Trumps After Coming Up Trumps In Election"

Just a thought.

Americans don't really use the word 'trump' as fart like we do.

But what would happen if he did become president is that there would be riots in US streets, protesting why Bernie couldn't have won and breaking everything and looting shops for free stuff.

If you think the Trump supporters are violent, you should see the Bernie ones. I'd seen a video of 2 groups of Bernie supporters fighting for a good 30 seconds until they both realised that either side supported Bernie...