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I will pay you good money if

you come and get this absolute beast out of my bedroom.....

This is not a spider, it's a monster and I don't quite know what to do or if I should even attempt to squash it.... I just about screamed my house down even attempting to take that photo of it.

Am having a panic attack.....


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i will send flowers to your funeral







godspeed





:vroam:
Reply 2
I'll send my army of cats over to help deal with it for you :teehee:
Reply 3
Send me the money and I will send a quick prayer for your well-being.
I clicked on this thread, scrolled down immediately and dropped my phone on the floor.

Was not ready.

You will be missed. RIP.
spiders bring you luck :h:
I advise you to never visit Australia.
Reply 7
Original post by Reeeeyah
you come and get this absolute beast out of my bedroom.....

This is not a spider, it's a monster and I don't quite know what to do or if I should even attempt to squash it.... I just about screamed my house down even attempting to take that photo of it.

Am having a panic attack.....


20161309928928.jpg


Deal
Don't squash it, I don't think you or the spider would like that very much! Trap it in a small cup and send it on its way :')

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Reply 9
I feel like it's a omen guys as I killed one called Barry last year and wrote a thread about it and now I feel like that might be his child and it's come back to murder me.
Reply 10
Original post by Spock's Socks
I'll send my army of cats over to help deal with it for you :teehee:


Omg please do!

My dog even ran away from it! it crawled across the floor and up the wall and my dog literally jumped out of her skin but maybe it was my shrieking that scared her am not sure....
Reply 11
Original post by Bioluminescence1
Don't squash it, I don't think you or the spider would like that very much! Trap it in a small cup and send it on its way :':wink:

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A small cup? am gunna need a bucket.
Original post by Reeeeyah
I feel like it's a omen guys as I killed one called Barry last year and wrote a thread about it and now I feel like that might be his child and it's come back to murder me.


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Sports direct mug on it, paper under that, carry it outside, free him.

ez
Reply 14
Original post by Retired_Messiah
Sports direct mug on it, paper under that, carry it outside, free him.

ez


I do actually have a sports direct mug hahaha
Original post by Reeeeyah
I do actually have a sports direct mug hahaha


Get on with it then smh
Reply 16
Original post by Reeeeyah
I feel like it's a omen guys as I killed one called Barry last year and wrote a thread about it and now I feel like that might be his child and it's come back to murder me.


Maybe don't name spiders like that, their mother already does that for them
Reply 17
Original post by Retired_Messiah
Get on with it then smh


Don't put pressure on me or i'll get Barry the second to come and smash your face in!!!!!
Reply 18
Original post by UWS
Maybe don't name spiders like that, their mother already does that for them


How do you know?
Original post by Reeeeyah
Don't put pressure on me or i'll get Barry the second to come and smash your face in!!!!!


I'll come and do it myself for 2p and a sandwich

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