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I have a confession

This is a place to post all your confessions to anything. I shall post mine here.

I once broke my bag in school because it was too heavy. I managed to sew it back together. A few days later, I was pushed over right outside a police station, and the stitching came undone. An off-duty police officer saw, and made the person who pushed me over pay for a new bag, because I told the police officer that he (the one who pushed me over) broke the bag. The person who pushed me over knew that the bag was already broken, but payed for it anyway.

Reply 1

SalazarSlytherin

How is that a confession? That is more like a story? Any how many people are going to make confessions when they can't post as anon?

Anyway my confession is that my gf asked for ice cream and i told her there is none left but actually there is a **** tonne in the freezer.

Reply 2

UniGoose

Firstly, I would just like to state that confessions are subjective and should be taken with a grain of salt.

My confession is that I ate an Easter Egg when it wasn't Easter. This of course was a problem because it's against the social satire of what Easter is all about. It then came upon me to blame SisterGoose for my so called 'action'.

Let's just say SisterGoose wasn't leaving the Lake to meet any other birds any time soon however UniGoose will never waste a freshly laid Egg.

Goose

Reply 3

ForestShadow

Original post by SalazarSlytherin

Any how many people are going to make confessions when they can't post as anon?.

Original post by Kyx

This is a place to post all your confessions to anything. .

Reply 4

CON5P1RACY K1D

Original post by Kyx

and I thought taking my brothers ben and jerrys from the freezer was bad... :colondollar:

Reply 5

username1292215

Original post by unigoose

firstly, i would just like to state that confessions are subjective and should be taken with a grain of salt.

My confession is that i ate an easter egg when it wasn't easter. This of course was a problem because it's against the social satire of what easter is all about. It then came upon me to blame sistergoose for my so called 'action'.

Let's just say sistergoose wasn't leaving the lake to meet any other birds any time soon however unigoose will never waste a freshly laid egg.

Goose

damn unigoose

Reply 6

username1292215

I took a piece of Lamb from the stew :colone:

Reply 7

username2705335

I once pranked a body guard. I don't go to that shop anymore.

Reply 8

math42

no anon, no deal. :colonhash:

Reply 9

kkboyk

I didn't have enough money in my debit card to pay for lunch at Tesco, however the self checkout machine had an error and I ended up getting free lunch for 3days.

Reply 10

bluemadhatter

I like baking

Spoiler

Reply 11

username2387497

I am beautiful with you, even in the darkest days!

I confess I love Halestorm! :smile:

^^^ Lyrics of theirs btw!

Reply 12

AnonymoÃ¹s

Original post by SalazarSlytherin

Well i aint anon and I will give a couple of confies:

Im quite thick
I once had a speeding ticket and got out of being fined or pointed for it
I lost a fight to a girl
I even had a go of reading the bible once, just not all the way thro, or even past the 1st page.

Reply 13

anonymoso

abdi spilled milk on a teachers head and licked it off :smile:

Reply 14

Gunnit

I have a habit when I’m drunk on a night out of going into the toilet of each venue and booting off the toilet seat and toilet roll holder box. Mindless vandalism that I get pleasure out of and I never get caught.