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5 Girlfriends, What do I do?

Original post by 2016_GCSE

If I dump 4 my reputation will go down the drain.

If any of them find out I have 5 girlfriends my reputation will go down the drain.

How do I escape this madness. If only 2 of them see me at college at the same time it would be game over!

Aren't you the user who said they hadn't gone out in like a year???

Reply 21

999tigger

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Original post by 2016_GCSE

If I dump 4 my reputation will go down the drain.

If any of them find out I have 5 girlfriends my reputation will go down the drain.

How do I escape this madness. If only 2 of them see me at college at the same time it would be game over!

You should have 1gf for every GCSE. One of them should be English.

Reply 22

username2705335

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Aren't you that guy who said he's Muslim? Girlfriends are haram.

Reply 23

username1208193

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Original post by 2016_GCSE

If I dump 4 my reputation will go down the drain.

If any of them find out I have 5 girlfriends my reputation will go down the drain.

How do I escape this madness. If only 2 of them see me at college at the same time it would be game over!

Hmm... "Ip dip do, the cat's got the flu, the dog's got chicken pox and out goes you!"

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Original post by Rhaenys10

this is the most brilliant reply i have ever seen and i can't even rep it lol=))

"A troubled young man GCSE_2016 has 5 girlfriends. Given that his reputation goes down in the events:

1 - he dumps 4
2 - if any one of them find out about the other 4

Calculate the optimal amount of girlfriends to keep while maximising reputation and self-respect.

[6 marks]

(No credit will be awarded on solutions involving becoming homosexual)"

Reply 26

Rhaenys10

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Original post by RDKGames

"A troubled young man GCSE_2016 has 5 girlfriends. Given that his reputation goes down in the events:

1 - he dumps 4
2 - if any one of them find out about the other 4

Calculate the optimal amount of girlfriends to keep while maximising reputation and self-respect.

[6 marks]

(No credit will be awarded on solutions involving becoming homosexual)"

should've expected this lol
sounds eerily similar to the Ox TSA questions lol
"no credit will be awared on solutions involving becoming a homosexual" - this is just brilliant

Original post by Rhaenys10

should've expected this lol
sounds eerily similar to the Ox TSA questions lol
"no credit will be awared on solutions involving becoming a homosexual" - this is just brilliant

Sorry couldn't resit :colondollar:

Reply 28

Rhaenys10

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Original post by RDKGames

Sorry couldn't resit :colondollar:

=))yeah

Reply 29

Whomp

15

I didn't know you did line dancing.

Reply 30

2016_GCSE

OP

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Well I texted them all and none of them were happy.

So what do I do in college tomorrow?

If they all come looking for me at same time things could go pretty sour.

Reply 31

IronicalMan

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Go for it OP, **** them, then dump them.

Reply 32

PrincessBO$$

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Original post by 2016_GCSE

Well I texted them all and none of them were happy.

So what do I do in college tomorrow?

If they all come looking for me at same time things could go pretty sour.