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This is what i'd do if I'd win the 2016 USA elections.

I would make the USA an atheist utopia.
I'd immediately outlaw ALL religions for eternity.
I'd change the motto of the USA from "In god we trust" to " In reason and science we trust".
All "houses of worship" and religious schools will be closed and instead of them libraries with free scientific books will be built.
All religious "holy" books will be outlawed.
All religious clothing,foods,artifacts will be be outlawed.
All holydays ( including christmas )will be outlawed.
Evolution will be a compulsory subjects in all schools and all universities
All cemeteries will be closed and made into parks, and all dead bodies will be burned to ashes.
All funds that prior went to religion and religious causes will be instead directed to scientific research and technological development.

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Original post by ThenextPresident
I would make the USA an atheist utopia.
I'd immediately outlaw ALL religions for eternity.
I'd change the motto of the USA from "In god we trust" to " In reason and science we trust".
All "houses of worship" and religious schools will be closed and instead of them libraries with free scientific books will be built.
All religious "holy" books will be outlawed.
All religious clothing,foods,artifacts will be be outlawed.
All holydays ( including christmas )will be outlawed.
Evolution will be a compulsory subjects in all schools and all universities
All cemeteries will be closed and made into parks, and all dead bodies will be burned to ashes.
All funds that prior went to religion and religious causes will be instead directed to scientific research and technological development.


Evolution is a religious belief.
Original post by EricPiphany
Evolution is a religious belief.


No it's not.
It's a proven scientific TRUTH.
Original post by ThenextPresident
No it's not.
It's a proven scientific TRUTH.


#scienceis********
oh damn, it's going to be censored
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Zacken
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Could you also learn how to use paragraphs whilst you're at it? Thanks!
Freedom of religion is a thing.
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Asolare
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Well thank God you're not running tbh
Original post by MathMoFarah
Freedom of religion is a thing.


I like your username.
Where are you studying?
In reason and science we trust? Well, you really do? But I don't.

Science & scientists cause many big problems.

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Original post by EricPiphany
I like your username.
Where are you studying?


Horticulture

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Original post by Zacken
Could you also learn how to use paragraphs whilst you're at it? Thanks!


Paragraphs are also outlawed in his new atheist Americs utopia
Original post by MathMoFarah
Horticulture

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Cool.
Original post by EricPiphany
#scienceis********
oh damn, it's going to be censored



Did someone report this lol
I'd make the USA a great bastion and beacon of all that is good and just - atheism, reason, science, technology and advancement.
Original post by ThenextPresident
I'd make the USA a great bastion and beacon of all that is good and just - atheism, reason, science, technology and advancement.


I'd just take the money out of politics.
Outlaw private gun and ammunition sales and ownership
Offer a trade-in for privately owned firearms for six months, then order the confiscation of privately owned firearms
Legalise same-sex marriage and use of marijuana
Change the voting system to a direct one, outlaw gerrymandering
Outlaw private donations to parties and candidates, make the parties receive funds from the government proportionally to their share in the last elections and member numbers
Ensure representatives from the four biggest parties are invited to debates
Invest heavily in infrastructure, education, fighting of poverty, divest in military

... and so much more.

Also: Atheists are idiots. God is awesome.
Original post by Zacken
Could you also learn how to use paragraphs whilst you're at it? Thanks!


Careful, you don't want to end up in a "re-education" camp when he takes over.

I for one welcome our new shytposting overlord.....
Original post by ThenextPresident
I would make the USA an atheist utopia.
I'd immediately outlaw ALL religions for eternity.
I'd change the motto of the USA from "In god we trust" to " In reason and science we trust".
All "houses of worship" and religious schools will be closed and instead of them libraries with free scientific books will be built.
All religious "holy" books will be outlawed.
All religious clothing,foods,artifacts will be be outlawed.
All holydays ( including christmas )will be outlawed.
Evolution will be a compulsory subjects in all schools and all universities
All cemeteries will be closed and made into parks, and all dead bodies will be burned to ashes.
All funds that prior went to religion and religious causes will be instead directed to scientific research and technological development.


If I were to guess that you're a 14 year old who has just discovered Richard Dawkins and /r/atheism, would I be close?
(edited 7 years ago)
Original post by Plagioclase
If I were to guess that you're a 14 year old who has just discovered Richard Dawkins and /r/atheism, would I be close?


No.
I'm not.
I am 24 year old and an atheist for years, before I even knew who Dawkins or Reddit was.
(edited 7 years ago)
Original post by ThenextPresident
I am 24 year old


This is a cause of concern for me.

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