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Is there anyway to make the penis bigger?

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Appear in a porn film. The camera always adds five pounds.
Original post by wantitbigger
Ok dont laugh pls. Im really insecure about my penis. It's apparently quite a bit more than average but it still doesn't look big enough. I know, porn gives unrealistic standards blah blah blah but is there anyway of making it bigger? thanks and no stupid replies.


surgery but it will cost you a fair amount and it isn't advised by many professionals but keep the economy going
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Yeah man, put it in the toaster. 10/10 works.
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Original post by wantitbigger
Ok dont laugh pls. Im really insecure about my penis. It's apparently quite a bit more than average but it still doesn't look big enough. I know, porn gives unrealistic standards blah blah blah but is there anyway of making it bigger? thanks and no stupid replies.


saw this program on channel 4, late night, years ago. Apparently if you twist it up like 30 times it helps it...
i haven't tried it :colone:
Original post by wtfCharlie
Girth is more important. And most important, being able to get a woman off. Which more than not doesn't actually involve your dick tbh.


How can i increase girth
Original post by wantitbigger
How can i increase girth


Did you not read what I said? Still not the most important thing. You could have a monster porno schlong but if you can't get her off, it means **** all.

But since you're determined, your best bet is probably a cock ring, the increased blood affects hardness which tends to make them seem bigger :colonhash:
Original post by wtfCharlie
Did you not read what I said? Still not the most important thing. You could have a monster porno schlong but if you can't get her off, it means **** all.

But since you're determined, your best bet is probably a cock ring, the increased blood affects hardness which tends to make them seem bigger :colonhash:


I want permanent change, apparently jelqing helps or something
Original post by Camilli
Appear in a porn film. The camera always adds five pounds.


Thats true it is gassed up a bit
Original post by idfk_
Yeah man, put it in the toaster. 10/10 works.


yeah great thanks for that
he's a troll.
Go to Asia- your penis will be porn star standard
Original post by wtfCharlie
Did you not read what I said? Still not the most important thing. You could have a monster porno schlong but if you can't get her off, it means **** all.

But since you're determined, your best bet is probably a cock ring, the increased blood affects hardness which tends to make them seem bigger :colonhash:


You seem to be an expert in all things penis.
It's not always size that matters it what you can do with. 7inches is pretty good size you don't want it to big or it'll be horrible for the girl you are having sex with. Good luck in your sexual ventures and always wear a condom.
Original post by drriversong
Go to Asia- your penis will be porn star standard


I live in the UK and white ppl are pretty small too
Original post by wantitbigger
I live in the UK and white ppl are pretty small too


If you are above/at average then dw about penis. There are other ways to impress women.
watch liverpool comeback vs milan in 05
tie a balloon around your scrotum.
keep pulling on it, it stretches out over time
Rub Scotch Bonnet chilli on it.

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