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Had sex wildly in my nan's bed. I broke the bed.

Me and my boyfriend were humping so erotically and wildly in my nan's bed whilst she went shopping with her friend that the mattress almost exploded and the frame broke.

My nan is a conservative lady and thinks I am a virgin. She is yet to come home and find her bed broken and she might discover that I had sex. What do I do?!
Original post by koolkid1
Me and my boyfriend were humping so erotically and wildly in my nan's bed whilst she went shopping with her friend that the mattress almost exploded and the frame broke.

My nan is a conservative lady and thinks I am a virgin. She is yet to come home and find her bed broken and she might discover that I had sex. What do I do?!


Cover it up, or frame it if you will.
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Original post by SeanFM
Cover it up, or frame it if you will.

Umm... Ok.
I think my nan is suspicious. I told her I broke the bed by accident whilst standing on it.


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Original post by koolkid1
Me and my boyfriend were humping so erotically and wildly in my nan's bed whilst she went shopping with her friend that the mattress almost exploded and the frame broke.

My nan is a conservative lady and thinks I am a virgin. She is yet to come home and find her bed broken and she might discover that I had sex. What do I do?!


😂😂😂😂 surely she must of kinda guessed that ur not a virgin?
Original post by koolkid1
Me and my boyfriend were humping so erotically and wildly in my nan's bed whilst she went shopping with her friend that the mattress almost exploded and the frame broke.

My nan is a conservative lady and thinks I am a virgin. She is yet to come home and find her bed broken and she might discover that I had sex. What do I do?!


You can break my nans bed if you know what i mean...
Reply 5
Original post by koolkid1
Me and my boyfriend were humping so erotically and wildly in my nan's bed whilst she went shopping with her friend that the mattress almost exploded and the frame broke.

My nan is a conservative lady and thinks I am a virgin. She is yet to come home and find her bed broken and she might discover that I had sex. What do I do?!


Get her in on the action mate, all you need to do is say 'ey bby, u wnt eht fuch?'. Trust me she'll be into it.
Original post by koolkid1
Me and my boyfriend were humping so erotically and wildly in my nan's bed whilst she went shopping with her friend that the mattress almost exploded and the frame broke.

My nan is a conservative lady and thinks I am a virgin. She is yet to come home and find her bed broken and she might discover that I had sex. What do I do?!


Oioi can i get those digits gurl?
Original post by koolkid1
Me and my boyfriend were humping so erotically and wildly in my nan's bed whilst she went shopping with her friend that the mattress almost exploded and the frame broke.

My nan is a conservative lady and thinks I am a virgin. She is yet to come home and find her bed broken and she might discover that I had sex. What do I do?!


Well their are two options, option one you were jumping on the bed, option two blame the clown, clowns are known for their wildly erotic sex so it is plausible. We clowns are a proud people and our sexual exploits are the stuff of legend, my *** is enough to break walls this is the power we are talking here
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
No you didn't
Original post by Pinkberry_y
No you didn't


tbh, **** thread.
Original post by Wilfred Little
tbh, **** thread.


Lacks creativity and substance
Reminds me of the time I broke my bed doing something similar.

Nothing to do with sex I just laid in it on one side until all the slats fell out and the mattress fell through,
Original post by Pinkberry_y
Lacks creativity and substance



Op is banned so musta been a troll but this kinda looks like subtle porn advertising
Original post by AlexLawrence1453
Reminds me of the time I broke my bed doing something similar.

Nothing to do with sex I just laid in it on one side until all the slats fell out and the mattress fell through,


Do you sleep in a Cambodian prison? :curious:
Original post by 0to100
Do you sleep in a Cambodian prison? :curious:


If only it were that sweet.

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Original post by AlexLawrence1453
If only it were that sweet.

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o **** ikea man lol
you know the local dresser shop has better quality than ****ing ikea
Original post by 0to100
o **** ikea man lol
you know the local dresser shop has better quality than ****ing ikea


Very true. That's why now I'm sleeping in an even cheaper (but sturdier) ikea bed!
Original post by AlexLawrence1453
Very true. That's why now I'm sleeping in an even cheaper (but sturdier) ikea bed!


Ironic
Original post by 0to100
Ironic


Only cheaper because it was second hand and also free

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