Slow people are my achilles. I wouldnt mind people being slow but they often get in my way, which forces me to be slow too which is infuriating. BE SLOW ON YOUR ****ING OWN!
Ques. I would make queing illegal. Invent an alternative that doesnt involve waiting and lining up like chickens at a slaughter house.
Nuclear weapons. Is there anything more idiotic than mankind creating its own demise?
Traffic wardens/traffic police. Pedantic bags of maggots IMO.
Speed cameras. An unacceptable nuisance that has become a type of road cancer along with potholes.
Horses and anything to do with horses. They are the apex of boring. Its why people gamble on horse racing. Adding financial risk is the only way to make horse racing less boring.
Religion and any other theory involving creation (such as the big bang). I seriously doubt anyone has even come close to being right.
Dark stuff. (dark matter, dark energy etc). Scientists seem to have adopted the technique of calling anything they dont understand "dark". Hint of racism there somewhere.