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Man, I just had to push my neighbours fridge into her flat and she's an alcoholic and mentally unstable. She locked the door after i got in but I left in one piece and she told me not to have too much sex

I was like ok

Feeling thankful for life
Original post by Zuki
Man, I just had to push my neighbours fridge into her flat and she's an alcoholic and mentally unstable. She locked the door after i got in but I left in one piece and she told me not to have too much sex

I was like ok

Feeling thankful for life

:lolwut:

I feel scared and sad at the same time by that, she needs help :frown:
Original post by Eternalflames
:lolwut:

I feel scared and sad at the same time by that, she needs help :frown:


Yeah, her relatives come and check up on her but she's been like this since we moved in, think she's on benefits :beard:

She has a goatee and her toe nails started curling into a spiral from not being cut in probably years

Also she told me she's from a different world

ok
Original post by Zuki
Yeah, her relatives come and check up on her but she's been like this since we moved in, think she's on benefits :beard:

She has a goatee and her toe nails started curling into a spiral from not being cut in probably years

Also she told me she's from a different world

ok

:lolwut:

Yeah, she can't live alone. She needs either a full time carer or get put in the psychiatric ward
Original post by Eternalflames
:lolwut:

Yeah, she can't live alone. She needs either a full time carer or get put in the psychiatric ward


Good news is she has an open vacancy

R u interested
Original post by Zuki
Good news is she has an open vacancy

R u interested


Sorry I'm not qualified for that :redface:
But I can put her in the psych ward :smile:
Original post by Eternalflames
Sorry I'm not qualified for that :redface:
But I can put her in the psych ward :smile:


Can you change a diaper?

Can you clean?

Can you wash people?

Can you talk to people?

Can you cook?

If u answered yes to the above then welcome abroad u r qualified

U don't get out that easily :hmmm:
Original post by Ayaz789
Haha noo dont goo :tongue:
Ha you shouldnt have said it lmao! :tongue: tell me what he says though lol:colondollar:
Yeahh i will in 5 mins :biggrin:
No problem :hugs:

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Ok I won't go then. :colondollar:
He said 'who's this?'. :rofl: I said 'Saba'. He hasn't read it yet again. :lol:
Did you then? :h:
I'm loving the hugs. :ahee:
Original post by Zuki
Can you change a diaper?

Can you clean?

Can you wash people?

Can you talk to people?

Can you cook?

If u answered yes to the above then welcome abroad u r qualified

U don't get out that easily :hmmm:

aboard*
Where are we going to abroad? :biggrin: I wanna go Dubrovnik :ahee:

Yeah but I don't have an NVQ certificate that says I'm qualified in writing :frown:
Original post by Eternalflames
aboard*
Where are we going to abroad? :biggrin: I wanna go Dubrovnik :ahee:

Yeah but I don't have an NVQ certificate that says I'm qualified in writing :frown:


Touchè :beard:

Sorry, you need to learn the language of my people before you go, better start learning m8 :hand:
Original post by Saba XD
Ok I won't go then. :colondollar:
He said 'who's this?'. :rofl: I said 'Saba'. He hasn't read it yet again. :lol:
Did you then? :h:
I'm loving the hugs. :ahee:


Haha yeah stay here :colondollar:
Lmao :rofl: you shouldnt have messaged him if you hadnt talked in ages tbh :biggrin:
Yeahh i went barclays and saw the assistant manager as the manager went for lunch :lol: she took my name down :tongue: my number and the manager will give me a call back :colone:
Haha well you arent getting anymore :wink:
Original post by Zuki
Touchè :beard:

Sorry, you need to learn the language of my people before you go, better start learning m8 :hand:


Is it hard to learn?
Original post by Eternalflames
Is it hard to learn?


Depends how good your teacher is :u:

Give it a try and let me know, otherwise I refuse you on my trip to Dubrovnik :u:
Original post by Zuki
Depends how good your teacher is :u:

Give it a try and let me know, otherwise I refuse you on my trip to Dubrovnik :u:


Oh right, I'll find a good teacher :smile:
I could be better :dontknow:

@CoolCavy I've been listening to those two songs you recommended non stop :biggrin:
Original post by fatima1998
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:cry:


Doesn't sound too bad:tongue:

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Blood test tomorrow :frown:
Original post by saraxh
Blood test tomorrow :frown:


:console: its nothing! :h:

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Original post by mediaya


Needles make me cringe :redface:
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