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When was the last time you had sex?

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Reply 100

username1539513

Original post by TorpidPhil

It's actually 5'3/5'7 averages, but 5'5/5'10 for people of our generation.

Which is actually quite normal.

Sounds more likely, 5'5'' is not as tiny

Reply 101

Trinculo

Original post by Rhaenys10

omg this reply is so savageeeeeeeeee

But seriously - there's people posting on this thread that they've not been laid since before Harambe was still peeling his own bananas - but every day on TSR they're writing a treatise like they've got some kind of vaginal gravity.

Reply 102

Rhaenys10

Original post by Trinculo

omg=)))))))))))))))
i was personally kidding with the whole no sex before marriage thing lol

Reply 103

581371

Original post by Eternalflames

Now I get why everyone loves you, you're hilarious! :rofl:

Excuse me, I'm pure too

Edit: Skeptical because you're good looking and older than 18.

Everyone eh :smug:

Sure sure, that's all the non-pure haraami people say :hand:

Awh

Lmaoooo

so being older than 18 qualifies one for a bang? :rofl:

Reply 104

Eternalflames

Original post by Zuki

Everyone eh :smug:

Sure sure, that's all the non-pure haraami people say :hand:

Awh

Lmaoooo

so being older than 18 qualifies one for a bang? :rofl:

Well yeah, most non religious guys around your age have had sex :rofl:

So you're actually full halal then? :lol:

Reply 105

username2437011

Original post by 571122

It's been eight years for me, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarghhhhhhhhhhhhhh eiiiiiiiiiiiight freakingggggggggggg yeaaaaaaaaaaaarsssssssssssssssss! This is tormenting. I need to get back in the game sometime soon!

Last night :mmm:

Spoiler

Reply 106

581371

Original post by Eternalflames

Well yeah, most non religious guys around your age have had sex :rofl:

So you're actually full halal then? :lol:

Define "full" :beard:

Reply 107

Eternalflames

Original post by Zuki

Define "full" :beard:

No drinking, no Zina, no haram meat and more according to this website:
http://progressive-muslim.org/A-list-of-haram-as-per-the-Quran.htm
Edit: OMG there's more here :lol:

http://muslimconverts.com/Munajjid-books/forbiden.htm

(edited 7 years ago)

Reply 108

571122

Original post by Spock's Socks

About a fortnight ago

I always love your eloquence. My hat off to you!

Reply 109

581371

Original post by Eternalflames

No drinking, no Zina, no haram meat and more according to this website:
http://progressive-muslim.org/A-list-of-haram-as-per-the-Quran.htm

"Riba is HARAAM [interest or usury] " I read that as Ribena is haraam :eek3:

"[Drinking] blood [2:173, 6:145, 16:115]" :indiff:

Guess I'm haraam then :indiff:

Spoiler

I rarely drink tbh.

I've done...things :ninja:

just not sex :ninja:

I'd rather have meaningful sex with a gf/wife than casual, don't see the appeal in it

also in year 2 i kissed my crush so i guess that's kinda like sex

Reply 110

john2054

Original post by Zuki

"Riba is HARAAM [interest or usury] " I read that as Ribena is haraam :eek3:

"[Drinking] blood [2:173, 6:145, 16:115]" :indiff:

Guess I'm haraam then :indiff:

Spoiler

I rarely drink tbh.

I've done...things :ninja:

just not sex :ninja:

I'd rather have meaningful sex with a gf/wife than casual, don't see the appeal in it

also in year 2 i kissed my crush so i guess that's kinda like sex

About 2 months ago.

Reply 111

Eternalflames

Original post by Zuki

"Riba is HARAAM [interest or usury] " I read that as Ribena is haraam :eek3:

"[Drinking] blood [2:173, 6:145, 16:115]" :indiff:

Guess I'm haraam then :indiff:

Spoiler

I rarely drink tbh.

I've done...things :ninja:

just not sex :ninja:

I'd rather have meaningful sex with a gf/wife than casual, don't see the appeal in it

also in year 2 i kissed my crush so i guess that's kinda like sex