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I wish I was born a jellyfish.

Seriously.
I would not have to study or work, or meet annoying people.
Heck, I wouldn't have to think even as jellyfish have no brain.
I would just drift blissfully in the ocean.

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oh boy…
Original post by rintoxomoxo121
Seriously.
I would not have to study or work, or meet annoying people.
Heck, I wouldn't have to think even as jellyfish have no brain.
I would just drift blissfully in the ocean.


Yeah same here!
Reply 4
Original post by rintoxomoxo121
Seriously.
I would not have to study or work, or meet annoying people.
Heck, I wouldn't have to think even as jellyfish have no brain.
I would just drift blissfully in the ocean.


If you were born a jellyfish u would drown
Original post by rintoxomoxo121
Seriously.
I would not have to study or work, or meet annoying people.
Heck, I wouldn't have to think even as jellyfish have no brain.
I would just drift blissfully in the ocean.


Why a jellyfish specifically?
Reply 6
just make sure you'd be a potty trained jelly fish


And don't be joining no jelly fish cults!:tongue:
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Reply 7
Cool.
Original post by iEthan
oh boy…


I just said "oh ffs" reading this
ikr....life would just be about how much sea creatures u can sting:u:
Dolphins are way cooler :colone:


Being a human sucks.

You have to go to school study math , and then to uni and then work all your life.

Jellyfish don't have to do any of that.
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i'd step on you
yeah if i could be any animal it would be an animal that lives in the sea. seriously how amazing is that, you would never be hot.
Go away you bangladeshi, pakistani, Arab hating troll.
Original post by Rhaenys10
i'd step on you


I dunno if I'm just being cynical, but this person sounds familiar.....:colone:
I envy jellyfishes.

They don't have to do any of the annoying things we as humans have to do : go to school for years only to be bullied and study hard and boring subjects like math.
And they don't need to go to university.
And they don't have to work all their lives like us.

Tell me who is free and carelesd and who are the slaves?.
Us or the jellyfishes?.
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
I dunno if I'm just being cynical, but this person sounds familiar.....:colone:


I know right?:smile:))
Original post by Rhaenys10
I know right?:smile:))


Oh s***, it can't be! :eek:
Original post by SeanFM
I tried dating a girl with a pet jellyfish but there was just no spark :hide:


She'd need an electric eel for that, jellies just sting. :yes:

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