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A Plant That Smells Of Semen

Around this time of year, a plant emerges somewhere in the background haze of modern life that smells of semen. I'll be walking down a road somewhere, and the smell of ejaculate will awaken my senses. I've never stopped to find out what this plant looks like, but does anyone else notice the occasional strong smell of organic semen? And yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not just stuck to my nose hairs.
Reply 1
er, no, sorry :erm:
I thought I was going crazy!
Yeah, I was walking down the street and wham - semen smells all over the place.
Reply 3
It is your inner thigh wafting upwards.
Reply 4
I've experienced this!

Was walking along the street with two girls and a guy. Me and the guy just looked at each other and cracked up. One of the girls said "what's that smell, it smells familiar". Couldn't stop laughing for ages, mind you I was drunk.

Good times
Reply 5
Could always be a tramp having a **** in a bush.
Reply 6
Overground
Around this time of year, a plant emerges somewhere in the background haze of modern life that smells of semen. I'll be walking down a road somewhere, and the smell of ejaculate will awaken my senses. I've never stopped to find out what this plant looks like, but does anyone else notice the occasional strong smell of organic semen? And yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not just stuck to my nose hairs.



lol what a thread :toofunny:

and nice touch with the nosehair line :yy:

:biggrin:
Reply 7
Apparently chestnut trees produce the smell when in bloom :dontknow:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060611185326AANFPHz

oh hang on.. there's actually a plant called the sperm plant

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080422215916AAc0p3N
Reply 8
:rofl: some of those answers are hilarious:

"1st u need to figure out why the fk u smelling trees"

"Because you've probably swallowed so much that everything smells like sperm."
Reply 9
qubog
:rofl: some of those answers are hilarious:

"1st u need to figure out why the fk u smelling trees"

"Because you've probably swallowed so much that everything smells like sperm."


I know lol :rofl:
Reply 10
spermicide will get riddovvvit
maybe it's the smell of people shagging in the bushes?
Reply 12
I too have experienced this. Maidstone skate park, just outside. I mean what the hell.
It's to do with the great inter-connectedness of all things.
Reply 14
There's a huge semen-bush on my road. Everytime I step outside the door I feel like I've been bukkaked.
Reply 15
paperclip
maybe it's the smell of people shagging in the bushes?


Sort of a devolpment on what I said, but again, fine to join in.

Alan knows best.
Reply 16
franpgb
:eek: Wow. Never heard of this plant..


You're meant to smell it. :p:

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