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Original post by WoodyMKC
Erotic massage is just so :coma: I love to be the massager :mmm:


I love to be massaged. :drool: :colone:
Original post by hamza772000
Think what you want lmao :biggrin: Tbh MOST like 90% of guys are haraam guys, that's statistically accurate :wink:


Original post by Ayaz789
Im in the 10% then :rofl:

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Yes i believe the statistics
Both of you guys are in the 90% haram guys-that-need-to-get-married-quick-or-they'll-lose-it-category

Im as pure as a diamond :h:
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Original post by PrincessBO$$
Yes i believe the statistics
Both of you guys are in the 90% haram guys-that-need-to-get-married-quick-or-they'll-lose-it-category

Im as pure as a diamond :h:
How do you know I'm not in that category already? :colone:
Original post by Matrix123
:K:
@FireFreezer77 speaks the truth :yep:

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Why did I rep you earlier? I could have repped you for this :facepalm:

:rofl: :toofunny:

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Why thank you :tongue: :smile:
Original post by CheeseIsVeg

:love: maybe but you're the one about to get wedded :slap:

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Lol, about to? I thought that I was on your wait list? :emo:
:blush: :love: ilymore. :hand:
Original post by PrincessBO$$
Yes i believe the statistics
Both of you guys are in the 90% haram guys-that-need-to-get-married-quick-or-they'll-lose-it-category

Im as pure as a diamond :h:


What are you talking about :k:
Im soooo puree:colondollar:
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Original post by hamza772000
How do you know I'm not in that category already? :colone:


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Original post by hamza772000
How do you know I'm not in that category already? :colone:


I said you are in that category bruh
and dont ask how i know. I just do :wink:
Original post by SassKing13
Noooo :tongue: I'm single XD

Single Pringle :rave:
:rofl:
Original post by SassKing13
Why thank you :tongue: :smile:

Any time :h:

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Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
I love to be massaged. :drool: :colone:


Excellent :h: Music or nah?
Original post by ForestShadow
@Saba XD and @her engaged fiance ! :biggrin:


LOL :rofl: Just fiancé would've sufficed. Why engaged fiancé? :mmm:
Original post by Ayaz789
Hahaha maybe i am in the 10% :tongue: how can you confirm i am not in the 10% :colondollar:

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u r not lol
Original post by hamza772000
u r not lol


Wth :colonhash: you are in the 90% too then :u::

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Original post by WoodyMKC
Excellent :h: Music or nah?


Definitely. :h:
Original post by PrincessBO$$
I said you are in that category bruh
and dont ask how i know. I just do :wink:
What category? :colone: Err, u shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, is all I can say, it's funny how u think u know me lmao, u barely know a fraction of my life :biggrin:

Original post by Saba XD
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This thread is jokes :lol: some great bedtime reading me thinks :colone:
Original post by Ayaz789
Wth :colonhash: you are in the 90% too then :u::

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I never said I wasn't haha :biggrin: but u aren't too :five:
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
Definitely. :h:


Any requests :u:
Original post by WoodyMKC
Any requests :u:


Milkshake. :tongue:
Okay :smile: if you say so.

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