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Original post by Saba XD
Lol, about to? I thought that I was on your wait list? :emo:

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You are my wife so :love:

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Original post by Ayaz789
Hahaha omg :tongue: thats for me to know & you to find out:wink:

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:shh: :tongue:


Original post by hamza772000
Not in the 10% are ya then? :wink: and I dont wanna find out :wink:

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Original post by CheeseIsVeg
You are my wife so :love:

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Original post by Ayaz789
What are you talking about :k:
Im soooo puree:colondollar:
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Ayaz lol give me one good reason :colonhash:why i should believe you're still a virgin :colondollar:
Original post by Rhythmical
This thread is jokes :lol: some great bedtime reading me thinks :colone:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:enjoy :colone:

Original post by XOR_
Okay :smile: if you say so.

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You destroyed my Unicorn dreams :bawling:

Original post by hamza772000
:colondollar:


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Original post by hamza772000
What category? :colone: Err, u shouldn't judge a book by it's cover, is all I can say, it's funny how u think u know me lmao, u barely know a fraction of my life :biggrin:

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I hope you know that when i say i 'know you' i was joking. :colonhash: How can i 100% know everything about you? :colonhash:
Original post by PrincessBO$$



Ayaz lol give me one good reason :colonhash:why i should believe you're still a virgin :colondollar:
fyi, just losing ur virginity don't make u haraam lol, even listening to music makes u haraam so technically everyone's haraam :biggrin:
Original post by UWS
So friendzoned by @AngryRedhead and @Rhythmical


How about I make it 3 in 3 and say hellooo @Saba XD


I'm no one's last choice. :hand: :colonhash:
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Original post by Saba XD
I'm no one's last choice. :hand: :colonhash:


But we can still be friends? :h:
Original post by WoodyMKC
Erotic massage is just so :coma: I love to be the massager :mmm:


Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
I love to be massaged. :drool: :colone:


holy **** maybe I should just be a matchmaker for real :holmes:
Original post by hamza772000
fyi, just losing ur virginity don't make u haraam lol, even listening to music makes u haraam so technically everyone's haraam :biggrin:


Shiekh/Mufti Hamza speaks!

When is the next religious sermon? oh wise ulama?
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Original post by PrincessBO$$
I hope you know that when i say i 'know you' i was joking. :colonhash: How can i 100% know everything about you? :colonhash:
I never said that u said u know 100% about me, did I? :rolleyes: There's a difference between knowing someone and knowing them 100% :biggrin:
Original post by ForestShadow
holy **** maybe I should just ba a matchmaker fot real :holmes:


Yes. :wink:
Original post by hamza772000
I never said I wasn't haha :biggrin: but u aren't too :five:

Hahah i already knew you werent :rofl: i think i am in the 10% tbh :tongue: my face shows im innocent , your face definitely doesnt :hand:

Original post by CheeseIsVeg
You are my wife so :love:

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:shh: :tongue:



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Yeahh lol :innocent:
Original post by PrincessBO$$



Ayaz lol give me one good reason :colonhash:why i should believe you're still a virgin :colondollar:


I am a virgin :tongue: & you know that too :hand:

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Original post by Ayaz789
Hahah i already knew you werent :rofl: i think i am in the 10% tbh :tongue: my face shows im innocent , your face definitely doesnt :hand:







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lol wtf how does my face not show innocent lmao, kids my age have full grown beards like they're ready to........RUMBLE<---:mmm: I have a baby face for my age lol if u see me irl u'd definitely think I'm innocent :smile:
Original post by ForestShadow
holy **** maybe I should just be a matchmaker for real :holmes:


The ol' Woody charm makes me a good match for many :u: I've even managed to take a muslim girl home at one point :rofl:
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Original post by hamza772000
lol wtf how does my face not show innocent lmao, kids my age have full grown beards like they're ready to........RUMBLE<---:mmm: I have a baby face for my age lol if u see me irl u'd definitely think I'm innocent :smile:


Same though :tongue: from my face dont i seem innocent though :k: naaa if you saw me in rl you'd see im innocent :innocent: stop talking about rumbling , i aint about that life:colone: :rofl:

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Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
Milkshake. :tongue:


Soz m8 I can't, seen too many terrifyingly unsexy things with that song as a backing track :yucky::yuck:
Original post by Matrix123
Single Pringle :rave:
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Any time :h:

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Yes, a pringle that is single. :tongue:
Original post by Ayaz789
Same though :tongue: from my face dont i seem innocent though :k: naaa if you saw me in rl you'd see im innocent :innocent: stop talking about rumbling , i aint about that life:colone: :rofl:

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Yh, lol u look innocent too tbh :tongue:

haha dw I know :tongue:
Original post by hamza772000
Yh, lol u look innocent too tbh :tongue:

haha dw I know :tongue:


Haha jeezz at least someone understand :five: & there is Asma making false assumptions about me:colonhash:

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