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If I ever have the occasion to do this, I'm totally turning you into a character in one of my (yet unwritten but long planned) books

So be careful 'cause I may be asking you for details in the future

I'm pretty good at not gagging when disgusting things are happening, with the puke I just followed her to the toilet after she'd already puked down the side of the bed and held her hair back for her, cause I'm nice like that but with the anal leakage OMG I gagged so hard Was glad to find out in the end that it was probably only about 10% s*** rather than pure diarrhea With the condom/cock-burn, I just sulked like for a week because I couldn't even masturbate

The memory of that must be haunting,
that s*** would ruin my life.

Forgot to add, after the girl had finished puking and used some mouthwash - we carried on I went nowhere near her mouth, obviously.

Shucks, I'm honoured May I suggest "Woody the Penetrator"

I recognise so many names on here haha

Made the right choice..in both cases

Was thinking of giving you a name like Alfie, Eugene or Arnold
And could you please tell me how the **** I could ever introduce "Woody the Penetrator"?

I was nervous for the remainder and chose not to stay the night

I dunno, you're the writer

I was nervous for the remainder and chose not to stay the night

I dunno, you're the writer

Tell us about your first time Woody.

At what age and how was it?.

How did she react though? The anal girl though.. I would've honestly started crying

It's been decided, you're going to start out as a nerd.

She was just like "OMG OMG OMG OMG, I'm SO sorry" and started explaining the douching stuff, after which I just laughed and reassured her it was fine and these things happen. We took a shower together and finished off our business in there, butt secks in the shower an' that which was a good place to have it really, if she did leak again then it'd have been instantly washed off and I probably wouldn't have noticed

Good choice, as you know I've always been a bit of a nerd at heart

You think on your feet, that's cool

If I ever write a bestseller, I'll give you a signed copy

NGL the whole "Oh, if we do it in the shower then any more muck will just get washed off" idea wasn't in my head at the time, I was just horny and wanted to finish off I guess in my defense, my brain was lacking oxygen because the blood was elsewhere

Yay Maybe people will want to interview me as the man the character was based upon

Probably Got quite a few though. Few examples are when I had a girl riding on top of me and then all of a sudden she jumped off and puked all down the side of the bed - she'd been drinking red Jacques cider and OMFG the smell!... there was also the time I'd been seeing an FWB for a while, we got really experimental and I was hitting the #2 spot, all of a sudden I heard this squelch and all this brownish liquid came running down my thighs - turned out, she'd used a douche but overdid it and some of the water stayed in there... and there was the time I pulled, went to the Johnny machine before leaving but it was empty... so we got the cab to stop at an overnight Tesco garage on the way home and all they had was Tesco Featherlite, so I went witht those - I dunno what's up with those things, but I got an actual friction burn on my bell-end

you make me blush all the time.

It

It's the first time I see you on TSR.

dude what the ****
condoms are ****, learn how to pull out

God knows where these girls have been, I'd never go in without a sheath

That's why I stick to people I actually know instead of some randomer with no self respect. Easier to make someone you know well *** because it's much more emotional.