I dreamt I had sex with a lion???

No matter how much time you spend on here, TSR is not the world okay?

Okay so it all started with me in a forest type place (even though Lion's do not resign there) and he talked and we just started getting really close over a couple of days and then we had sex but he lasted like 10 seconds. Then I had to go to school and I THINK the lion turned into a human because he dropped me all the way there and we were just making out the entire time and then I got to the station and he didn't want to leave me. Suddenly this evil witch put me in a hole and filled me up with pasta shells and rocks and then he saved me. Then he dropped me at school and we would see each other in the evening when we both finished school/work.

I don't know what this means but now I have a weird craving to make out with a human with mane type hair.

What does this dream mean???

LMAO stfu

Yeah, lions don't last very long. I think it's all about the pace for them(I LEARNT THAT FROM THE VIDEO)

How did if feel to make out with a lion?

and in response to your other post, imagine if your lump is actually magical and signifies immortality?




I didn't make out with the lion, I made out with the human form of the lion and it was great and I really need a boyfriend and a life. I only sex with the lion and it was great, I distinctly remember the size of his... cough... mane

It obviously doesn't signify immortality....erm and you tell me to be "rational".

Please tell me you didn't enjoy your dream. -_-

Okay so it all started with me in a forest type place (even though Lion's do not resign there) and he talked and we just started getting really close over a couple of days and then we had sex but he lasted like 10 seconds. Then I had to go to school and I THINK the lion turned into a human because he dropped me all the way there and we were just making out the entire time and then I got to the station and he didn't want to leave me. Suddenly this evil witch put me in a hole and filled me up with pasta shells and rocks and then he saved me. Then he dropped me at school and we would see each other in the evening when we both finished school/work.

I don't know what this means but now I have a weird craving to make out with a human with mane type hair.

What does this dream mean???

Okay so it all started with me in a forest type place (even though Lion's do not resign there) and he talked and we just started getting really close over a couple of days and then we had sex but he lasted like 10 seconds. Then I had to go to school and I THINK the lion turned into a human because he dropped me all the way there and we were just making out the entire time and then I got to the station and he didn't want to leave me. Suddenly this evil witch put me in a hole and filled me up with pasta shells and rocks and then he saved me. Then he dropped me at school and we would see each other in the evening when we both finished school/work.

I don't know what this means but now I have a weird craving to make out with a human with mane type hair.

What does this dream mean???

It means you were asleep. Wanting to have sex with someone with leonine features after waking up is just a symptom of your inclination to think dreams mean something; a self-fulfilling prophecy of sorts.

This dream made me feel things