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Eww, this guy keeps coughing on the bus, what do I do?

I'm on the bus to college, and this guy keeps coughing without covering his mouth, what shall I do? Make a snide comment? Give him a filthy look? Pray that he coughs to death?

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Cough back.
Original post by Cremated_Spatula
Cough back.


Hmm, good idea, but I need to make more an impact so that he stops.
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
I'm on the bus to college, and this guy keeps coughing without covering his mouth, what shall I do? Make a snide comment? Give him a filthy look? Pray that he coughs to death?


Get duck tape
Tape it round his mouth
Then tell him to cover his mouth or you'll keep it on
Then quickly rob him of any mouth hair :mwuaha:

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Give him some ti"shoes"
Original post by CheeseIsVeg
Get duck tape
Tape it round his mouth
Then tell him to cover his mouth or you'll keep it on
Then quickly rob him of any mouth hair :mwuaha:

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Good idea. :biggrin:
Original post by shawn_o1
Give him some ti"shoes"


Huh?
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
Good idea. :biggrin:


:lol:

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Is he good looking though?
Original post by UWS
Is he good looking though?


Nah, he's an ugly, middle aged man.
Original post by CheeseIsVeg
:lol:

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I haven't got any tape. :frown:
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
I haven't got any tape. :frown:


:/ what have you got? Lets rethink our strategy :colone:
Original post by CheeseIsVeg
:/ what have you got? Lets rethink our strategy :colone:


I only have a pen and paper. :frown:
Say loudly "Excuse me, could you cover your mouth please?!"
Original post by bluemadhatter
Say loudly "Excuse me, could you cover your mouth please?!"


Using blumadhatter's excellent idea

Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
I only have a pen and paper. :frown:


If you are too shy, write it on the paper :tongue:
Wash your hands when you get off the bus and don't touch your face so you don't get his cold!
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
I'm on the bus to college, and this guy keeps coughing without covering his mouth, what shall I do? Make a snide comment? Give him a filthy look? Pray that he coughs to death?


Just stay as far from him as possible :rofl:
Original post by CheeseIsVeg
Using blumadhatter's excellent idea



If you are too shy, write it on the paper :tongue:


Okay. :colone:
Original post by Christie_xx
Wash your hands when you get off the bus and don't touch your face so you don't get his cold!


Gettin' that sanitizer out.:h:
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
Okay. :colone:


:colone: :colone: Good luck - I have much hope for you in this situation

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