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Original post by AlexFam
I'm guessing your grandmother is deeply religious?

Oh, I always feel great after a good ****. It feels divine to let it out after all of that tension builds up. I just go overboard and spend hours/day busy by myself when I could have a nice girl to do it with. Plus it was sort of an experiment just to see if I could do it. It turned my people skills up to an 11 and has made it uncomfortably hard in the mornings, probably from all of the pent up sexual urges I'm not acting on. Why do you feel bad after doing it?


She was, to a certain extent. Religious is the wrong word, spiritual is more accurate; she hadn't been to church since she was 50 yet she still dabbled in witchcraft and spiritualism and stuff although she still practiced christian values and had bible verses on the wall so idk?

Oh, right, guy problems then :colondollar:
Have you heard about reddit no fap?
I don't know, I just feel guilty about it as if it's a sin (which it isn't because it isn't mentioned in the Bible)
Sounds like it's complicated. How did your nan get into witchcraft?

Most girls I've known feel the same way as I do, but I can't speak for girls obviously. Are you telling me you don't get all pent up?:tongue:
I have heard about it, but I'm not doing it for reddit.
I only feel guilty if I used porn to get off. Bit of light touching never did anything wrong. Why is it such a common thing to say that it's a sin if it's not actually a sin?
Original post by Precious Illusions
Had a few close calls. I imagine most people have. Thankfully I live alone now.


By whom were you almost caught masturbating?
Once. By my parents and brother all at once. While I was on Skype.
Original post by AlexFam
Sounds like it's complicated. How did your nan get into witchcraft?

Most girls I've known feel the same way as I do, but I can't speak for girls obviously. Are you telling me you don't get all pent up?:tongue:
I have heard about it, but I'm not doing it for reddit.
I only feel guilty if I used porn to get off. Bit of light touching never did anything wrong. Why is it such a common thing to say that it's a sin if it's not actually a sin?


I never asked, this was all what my mum told me because even she did it before she became a christian :/ Scary thing was that she said that the spells actually worked :/

Yeah of course I do but it usually manifests in a different way
I've never used porn, whats the appeal about it? I mean, I've watched it out of curiosity and I found it more amusing than arousing.
It's because of the historical influence of the catholic church who say is it a sin despite there being nothing in the Bible about it. You'd think in a whole 66 books that condemn fornication, adultery, bestiality, homosexual sex and even paedophilia (depending on interpretation) there would be at least a passing reference, but no, zip
Only by my older brother. I didn't expect him home and all of a sudden he came through the front door, he didn't see anything but he must have heard me quickly pulling all my clothes on and then flushing tissue down the toilet because he gave me a smirk as he walked past my bedroom :rofl: Then again, I let him borrow a DVD of mine once, then I came home to find him alone and when he went downstairs I went to get my DVD out of his player, only to find a porn DVD in there (this was 10 years ago, before internet porn was all the rage), so we're practically equals-pequals :top:

@Rhaenys10 another nugget for your book there :rofl:


Original post by NotNotBatman
Almost, my mum came up to the room and asked "why are you sweating so much?" then she tried to pull the cover up but I had my fist down on it, so that she couldn't lift it up and then she left the room laughing.


That sounds like you were actually caught :wink:
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Original post by WoodyMKC
Only by my older brother. I didn't expect him home and all of a sudden he came through the front door, he didn't see anything but he must have heard me quickly pulling all my clothes on and then flushing tissue down the toilet because he gave me a smirk as he walked past my bedroom :rofl: Then again, I let him borrow a DVD of mine once, then I came home to find him alone and when he went downstairs I went to get my DVD out of his player, only to find a porn DVD in there (this was 10 years ago, before internet porn was all the rage), so we're practically equals-pequals :top:

@Rhaenys10 another nugget for your book there :rofl:



A porn DVD... :rofl: Where did you even get those from? How old were you at that time btw?
Original post by Rhaenys10
A porn DVD... :rofl: Where did you even get those from? How old were you at that time btw?


I was like 15-16. Yeahhh where internet porn wasn't the big thing in those days you'd always find a guy at school or college that would download them from Limewire (along with a load of viruses, I imagine, who remembers that :lol: ) and burn them to DVD and sell them :rofl: I was always ahead of it on the tech front so I'd discovered the good porn sites by then, whereas my didn't even own an internet-enabled device :rofl:
Original post by WoodyMKC
I was like 15-16. Yeahhh where internet porn wasn't the big thing in those days you'd always find a guy at school or college that would download them from Limewire (along with a load of viruses, I imagine, who remembers that :lol: ) and burn them to DVD and sell them :rofl: I was always ahead of it on the tech front so I'd discovered the good porn sites by then, whereas my didn't even own an internet-enabled device :rofl:


Actually, I do remember the viruses. And how well did porn load 10 years ago? :rofl:
I'm staying away from that :frown:

What do you mean? How does it manifest?
I haven't watched porn in about 6 months (before my last relationship). The appeal is it's literally sex on a screen. You get immersed I guess. Wouldn't suggest it.
Professional porn is funny as ****. I only ever watched amateur or cam shows.
But why do the catholic church hate it? A good **** never did anyone harm :frown:.
Fornication and homosexual sex condemnation... That's one part of Christianity I couldn't abide to :colondollar:
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Original post by AlexFam
I'm staying away from that :frown:

What do you mean? How does it manifest?
I haven't watched porn in about 6 months (before my last relationship). The appeal is it's literally sex on a screen. You get immersed I guess. Wouldn't suggest it.
Professional porn is funny as ****. I only ever watched amateur or cam shows.
But why do the catholic church hate it? A good **** never did anyone harm :frown:.
Fornication and homosexual sex condemnation... That's one part of Christianity I couldn't abide to :colondollar:


what toppings you want on your pizza? how about extra sausage? :wink:
Original post by Alex Hunter
what toppings you want on your pizza? how about extra sausage? :wink:


Actually can I change my order to some nice, steamy buns :wink:

Spoiler

Wait, does masturbating in front of someone on purpose count as caught?
Original post by AlexFam
I'm staying away from that :frown:

What do you mean? How does it manifest?
I haven't watched porn in about 6 months (before my last relationship). The appeal is it's literally sex on a screen. You get immersed I guess. Wouldn't suggest it.
Professional porn is funny as ****. I only ever watched amateur or cam shows.
But why do the catholic church hate it? A good **** never did anyone harm :frown:.
Fornication and homosexual sex condemnation... That's one part of Christianity I couldn't abide to :colondollar:


Yo, what you got against the Catholic Church?
Original post by Rhaenys10
You, what you got against the Catholic Church?


Nothing. I just don't know the reasoning for it, cool yer boots.
Original post by AlexFam
Nothing. I just don't know the reasoning for it, cool yer boots.


These days it's actually very open to stuff, yannow
I love the Church
Original post by Rhaenys10
These days it's actually very open to stuff, yannow
I love the Church


Don't get me wrong, I respect the cultural impact of all European religions.
Original post by AlexFam
Don't get me wrong, I respect the cultural impact of all European religions.


And let's face it, it's not like the Church itself condemns people for stupid ****. It's the idiots who've got no idea what religion is actually about
Original post by AlexFam
I'm staying away from that :frown:

What do you mean? How does it manifest?
I haven't watched porn in about 6 months (before my last relationship). The appeal is it's literally sex on a screen. You get immersed I guess. Wouldn't suggest it.
Professional porn is funny as ****. I only ever watched amateur or cam shows.
But why do the catholic church hate it? A good **** never did anyone harm :frown:.
Fornication and homosexual sex condemnation... That's one part of Christianity I couldn't abide to :colondollar:


Yeah its bad stuff :frown:

I can't speak for other women but I just get angsty and horny at random times including getting moist randomly when not thinking about sex at all. Extremely distracting when you're trying to focus on a lecture about crystal field theory and you can't stop feeling like you want to jump on someone's bones :colondollar: :laugh:

It just looks so forced and fake (probably because it is)
I don't know, catholicism is apostate and doesn't really follow the Bible anyway imho. I would go as far as saying it's a seperate religion in it's own right, not a branch of Christianity. I'm a protestant so you might be better off asking a catholic that question :tongue:
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Original post by trapking
Yeah.

One time I was right at the point of exploding my excessive baby batter then my brother walked in on me and i just carried on fapping while he stood there in static shock.

:biggrin:

@sucess


:eek:

Savage, what happened after, could you manage to look at him at all lol

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