Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Actually, I do remember the viruses. And how well did porn load 10 years ago?

The guys have nothing to worry about. It's us that have to worry Guys have it easy all the time.

Once. By my parents and brother all at once. While I was on Skype.

It's probably better than getting hard at the end of a class. Try standing up to leave or look someone in the eye when your Cumberland turns into a frozen Kielbasa. It's good for waking you up in the morning though. Almost had a run in today in the hall when getting up to go to the toilet. We should just both get a good seeing to and sort all of that out

I'm 90% sure professional porn takes the piss out of itself. Amateur is actually real. You could give it a try and see how you like it. Nothing better to turn you off of something or turn you on to something than some first hand experience
I have a catholic living with me but it might be a bit weird to pop out in a conversation "yo why do catholics hate touching themselves".

It was pretty much, "Right, I'll find a video to watch and I'll leave it to buffer a bit while I go get some tissue, draw the blinds and all that stuff and it'll be ready to go by the time I am" HD didn't exist then so it wasn't bad.

You mentioning the blinds got me thinking... I used to live in a flat on the fourth floor when I was at home, and since my desk was next to the window, I could see absolutely everything that people were doing without too much effort

And there was this lady who forgot to draw the curtains while she was masturbating - I felt genuinely sorry for her.

OMG Was she hot? Reminds me of when my mate at college used to live on a really narrow road and every night the woman over the road used to come home and get changed with the curtains open, so every night without fail my mate would turn his lights off just as she got home and then watch her get naked. Until his mum caught him one day and went over and told the woman what he'd been doing, poor lad I watched with him a few times though and she was about mid-30s but she had such a great body

I wouldn't have said 'this lady' if she were hot.
And meh, even if she were, I wouldn't have found it that interesting

Ugh, my interest has waned I remember when I first started watching porn and I always longed for the day I'd catch a hot girl masturbating and she'd ask me to get involved, but I soon realised that life doesn't work like pornography

"Actually had a discussion about this in science. The catholic church makes up loads of man mad "sins", it's pretty inhumane and basically everyone over the age of 20 has touched themselves anyway, it's pretty impossible not to. I don't know if there's a genuine reason but the catholic church just makes up a load of ****."

I thought she was a bit more devout but ok

That's pretty hard. Girls are a lot more careful about where and when they masturbate then guys That lady was obviously an exception, she had no idea I was up at that hour

And OMG, you gotta watch this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsFAyPG4-y4

You're 22 aren't you?
TSR is filled with deviants, I'm not surprised.

ive been caught cumming in my older brother's mouth by my mother. that wasn't a good day