Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Good ol' days. I even remember the VCR times, when you could only have ONE tape (it was too big to hide otherwise).

I was like 15-16. Yeahhh where internet porn wasn't the big thing in those days you'd always find a guy at school or college that would download them from Limewire (along with a load of viruses, I imagine, who remembers that ) and burn them to DVD and sell them I was always ahead of it on the tech front so I'd discovered the good porn sites by then, whereas my didn't even own an internet-enabled device

Kids don't realise how good they've got it now, explicit material galore, you can **** to your heart's content. Back in the day you had to earn your wanks. I didn't have the internet for ages so downloading wasn't an option but a friend used to come into school with mags he had nicked from newsagents by putting them inside newspapers and buying the paper so I tried that a couple of times and it worked.

Only by my cats

no, I have luckily not been caught, yet. but once my mum came into my room really fast, but I'm a ninja so I quickly pulled my sheets over me in like 0.2 seconds, she didn't even know what I was doing.

Almost, my mum came up to the room and asked "why are you sweating so much?" then she tried to pull the cover up but I had my fist down on it, so that she couldn't lift it up and then she left the room laughing.

Nope. Not 'caught' as such.

But did it in the back of the car once and people may have noticed.

No. I don't do those kinda things. It does nothing for me honestly lol😂

Really? How come

Of all the excuses I wouldn't have thought yoga was one

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