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Original post by AlexFam
"yuk", yeah it's better when it's drenching someone else.


I think semen was invented by a man who hates women. It's slimy, stickly and looks kind of gross. It's not exactly the nicest tasting thing either. It goes everywhere and seems to spread out so much. It's like it was invented to be as disgusting as possible for a woman and yet we're expected to have it sprayed right inside us as deeply as it's possible for anything to go.
Original post by lamaragymnast
I think semen was invented by a man who hates women. It's slimy, stickly and looks kind of gross. It's not exactly the nicest tasting thing either. It goes everywhere and seems to spread out so much. It's like it was invented to be as disgusting as possible for a woman and yet we're expected to have it sprayed right inside us as deeply as it's possible for anything to go.


Perfection, *mwuah*

IDK, I don't mind the taste of semen (then again, I'm not the one that has to taste it regularly). Plus I like it in general, so it's not too bad for me :rofl:
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Original post by AlexFam
Perfection, *mwuah*

IDK, I don't mind the taste of semen. Plus I like it in general, so it's not too bad for me :rofl:


I only like it because it's genetically coded into me to. It's like the ultimate symbol of men's ability to be more powerful than women.
Original post by lamaragymnast
I only like it because it's genetically coded into me to. It's like the ultimate symbol of men's ability to be more powerful than women.


That's probably why I like it. I shouldn't really get too explicit on a public post, to be fair. :wink:
Original post by AlexFam
That's probably why I like it. I shouldn't really get too explicit on a public post, to be fair. :wink:


When I was 14 I was walking home from school with a friend and a car pulled up next to us and thees guys throw all these used condoms at us. Was disgusting and it went all over my uniform. My first contact with sperm.
Original post by lamaragymnast
When I was 14 I was walking home from school with a friend and a car pulled up next to us and thees guys throw all these used condoms at us. Was disgusting and it went all over my uniform. My first contact with sperm.


Where did you live? That sounds disgusting. *** is for the adult, consenting girl you're dominating, not the underage, unconsenting girl walking home from school
Original post by AlexFam
Where did you live? That sounds disgusting. *** is for the adult, consenting girl you're dominating, not the underage, unconsenting girl walking home from school


A place near Coventry then.

Lol you one of them guys that likes to be called master or sir?
Original post by lamaragymnast
A place near Coventry then.

Lol you one of them guys that likes to be called master or sir?


I'm not really bothered by what they call me. I just like to lead and have someone to compliment my personality in the bedroom. Master/sir seems like it's too submissive. I like fire and challenge.
Original post by AlexFam
I'm not really bothered by what they call me. I just like to lead and have someone to compliment my personality in the bedroom. Master/sir seems like it's too submissive. I like fire and challenge.


You've been reading 50 Shades of Grey to much.
Original post by lamaragymnast
You've been reading 50 Shades of Grey to much.


I don't read porn wtf
Original post by AlexFam
I don't read porn wtf


It wasn't.
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Original post by lamaragymnast
Not being able to go without ejaculating for a few days. Is it really that hard to do? Honestly?


Yes, try to sleep with a cucumber in your underwear.
Original post by Josb
Yes, try to sleep with a cucumber in your underwear.


What makes you think I don't?
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Original post by lamaragymnast
What makes you think I don't?


You do?
Original post by Josb
You do?


Only if I can't find a wine bottle or baseball bat. Doesn't everyone?
Original post by lamaragymnast
Only if I can't find a wine bottle or baseball bat. Doesn't everyone?


seen it
Original post by AlexFam
seen it


I'd prefer the end of it in my mouth really.
Original post by lamaragymnast
I'd prefer the end of it in my mouth really.


Oo :wink:
CHUG CHUG CHUG, DOWN IT
Original post by AlexFam
Oo :wink:
CHUG CHUG CHUG, DOWN IT


Yep. Rose is best.
Original post by lamaragymnast
When I was 14 I was walking home from school with a friend and a car pulled up next to us and thees guys throw all these used condoms at us. Was disgusting and it went all over my uniform. My first contact with sperm.


Am I the only one thinking WTF did I just read.


That has to be the funniest thing I have ever read on TSR.

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