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Original post by WoodyMKC
You did the same thing on this account, that account, and every account before that. You will not be my friend until you stop treating me like an idiot :u:


Listen mate you can ask UWS, he knows who I am.
I sent him a few private messages.

I think greatguy just saw that I offended her and then he used it.
Original post by WoodyMKC
:rofl:

Funny story actually, a mate of mine went on my Facebook (when I was actually on Facebook a good few years ago lol) and messaged a girl on there that I wanted to "f*** her so hard" - I was horrified, but before I had the chance to clear anything up, she only went with it :rofl: Was my friend a total bastard, or wingman of the year?


Only a philosopher could answer that.

Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
I wanna lol :rofl:

#mennist lol :rofl: :rofl:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wjt5E86Tiu

loool
Original post by UWS
That accent though.... :h:


No idea how Tingtox thought I was Scottish though :rofl:
Original post by Iamverycool
Listen mate you can ask UWS, he knows who I am.
I sent him a few private messages.

I think greatguy just saw that I offended her and then he used it.


Alright... I'm not going to say I believe you, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. We shall be pals :u:
Original post by Rhaenys10
Only a philosopher could answer that.


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wjt5E86Tiu

loool


Listen I seriously don't think this is funny.
It would have been maybe if he didn't actually kill those people.
It disrespects the victims.
Original post by Rhaenys10
Only a philosopher could answer that.


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wjt5E86Tiu

loool


http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZdtOU8fzxb

I did the same lol, I couldn't stop laughing. :rofl:
Original post by WoodyMKC
IKR, could have ended horrifically, but ended up being FWBs for a few months :h: I dunno, his intentions were to f*** me over so I'm not quite singing his praises :rofl:


It could have :rofl:, but it's good it went well :smile:
Original post by Rhaenys10
No idea how Tingtox thought I was Scottish though :rofl:


I am not from England or the UK so I don't really know all the accents you speak there.
It sounded Scottish to me.
But again because I don't know the accents.
What area is it from?.


I could listen to you reading all day :daydreaming:

Call me a monster, but this Elliot Rodger guy... he murdered people and then went out in a flaming ball of fury. All because he was ignored by girls and never got sex. Now, I'm 100% not condoning rape, but... missed opportunity, that's all I'm saying :rofl:
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Original post by Rhaenys10
Only a philosopher could answer that.


http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wjt5E86Tiu

loool


Your accent :love:

I'm gonna do one, but not reading the whole thing
:colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash:
Original post by 0to100
:colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash::colonhash:


What? :rofl:


Your accent is soooo awesome :smile:

Mine just sounds so rough lol
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZdtOU8fzxb

I did the same lol, I couldn't stop laughing. :rofl:


Listen this is not funny.
It's sad.
This person killed innocent people.
What if your sister/brother/friend was killed by him?.
You wouldn't find it funny.
Original post by Rhaenys10
What? :rofl:


i sent tingtox this just now
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nAVCOkfmJt

and i come back yea and its been like 5 pages ago what I was responding to...
Original post by 0to100
i sent tingtox this just now
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nAVCOkfmJt

and i come back yea and its been like 5 pages ago what I was responding to...


Aaah you should've mentioned us :rofl:
Original post by Rhaenys10
Aaah you should've mentioned us :rofl:


I felt like that was a special moment between just me and tingtox :love:
lol

ok now wha have I missed because im not going back a mil pages like
Original post by Nirvana1989-1994
Your accent is soooo awesome :smile:

Mine just sounds so rough lol


I like your accent lol. My accent isn't even a thing, it's just.... something foreign. But yeah, I'm okay with it. Like, I'm fluent, and that's what matters.
And btw, congrats for being able to read the whole thing. I couldn't have done it lol

Original post by WoodyMKC
I could listen to you reading all day :daydreaming:

Call me a monster, but this Elliot Rodger guy... he murdered people and then went out in a flaming ball of fury. All because he was ignored by girls and never got sex. Now, I'm 100% not condoning rape, but... missed opportunity, that's all I'm saying :rofl:


Thankies. Want me to say something in Romanian? :colone:
Yeah, he's horrible, but that **** he wrote... omfg. :|

Original post by UWS
Your accent :love:

I'm gonna do one, but not reading the whole thing

:biggrin:
I didn't read the whole thing either :rofl:
Original post by Iamverycool
Listen this is not funny.
It's sad.
This person killed innocent people.
What if your sister/brother/friend was killed by him?.
You wouldn't find it funny.


I find the fact he was so pathetic as funny lol
Original post by Allie4
yeah mate just be lucky you got to have sex. i know guys nearing 30 who ain't even been kissed yet so... that should put things into perspective for you.


you do? How come theyve not had sex and theyre 30? Im just really curious. I know that unfortunately people with disabilities have this problem but apart from that ive not heard 30 and a virgin

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