Thought I'd jump on the Midnight Weird Train. Girls can answer this too of course, but I suppose the thing you hear a lot from guys is that they feel tired after masturbating. I don't get this personally. It makes me feel quite refreshed and gets the juices flowing (not like that) and just at ease. Feels quite good tbh. I often like to tug first thing in the morning, just feels like a good way to start the day.
Discuss.