My mum isn't interested in one inch sticks from a chav boy that thinks he's crazy after drinking 5 bottles of sunny D and boasts about punching kids dressed as clowns.
My mum isn't interested in one inch sticks from a chav boy that thinks he's crazy after drinking 5 bottles of sunny D and boasts about punching kids dressed as clowns.
Since when did a 25-30 year old man qualify as a kid
I was reading on the news about a 15 year old boy dressed as a clown getting attacked by a maniac in a car. That maniac was probably you.
Ah, yes, the numerous stories of clowns being attacked, many of them being from stopping cars, I guess one of them had to be me right? Well, in my defense then, that 15 year old boy must have some sort of premature aging disease
Thought I'd jump on the Midnight Weird Train. Girls can answer this too of course, but I suppose the thing you hear a lot from guys is that they feel tired after masturbating. I don't get this personally. It makes me feel quite refreshed and gets the juices flowing (not like that) and just at ease. Feels quite good tbh. I often like to tug first thing in the morning, just feels like a good way to start the day.
Discuss.
This conjures the weirdest images 😂 Jumping out of bed refreshed for a great day ahead . Lovely.