How do you make POO smaller?

I recently got a new toilet with a very shallow U-BEND, and now none of my 'Number 2s' slide down the U-BEND. I have to keep reaching in with my hands and breaking it up, but that is disgusting.

Is there any type of food or drink I should be eating/not eating to make things better?

Reply 1

UWS

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Type it in lowercase? :tongue:

Spoiler

Reply 2

Nirvana1989-1994

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha :rofl:

Reply 3

frostfly

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Original post by Isambard Kingdom Brunel

I recently got a new toilet with a very shallow U-BEND, and now none of my 'Number 2s' slide down the U-BEND. I have to keep reaching in with my hands and breaking it up, but that is disgusting.

Is there any type of food or drink I should be eating/not eating to make things better?

Try bananas.

Alternatively, you could sue the company that made your toilet :h:

Reply 4

Sabertooth

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I've lost count of the number of times I've blocked my mother-in-law's toilet. :colondollar:

I dread going when I'm there as I know it'll happen again. :afraid:

Recently moved house - I didn't once block the toilet at my old place in 4 years; this one, at least once a week.....in a good week. :sigh:

(edited 7 years ago)

Eat less

Original post by Sabertooth

I've lost count of the number of times I've blocked my mother-in-law's toilet. :colondollar:

I dread going when I'm there as I know it'll happen again. :afraid:

Recently moved house - I didn't once block the toilet at my old place in 4 years; this one, at least once a week.....in a good week. :sigh:

I've done this to my grandmother's toilet haha.

Great banter. 10/10

Eat branflakes... lots of branflakes. With raisins.

Original post by Isambard Kingdom Brunel

I have to keep reaching in with my hands and breaking it up,

Also, you might want to buy a toilet brush.

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Isambard Kingdom Brunel

OP

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Original post by jessyjellytot14

Eat branflakes... lots of branflakes. With raisins.

Also, you might want to buy a toilet brush.

Bran flakes are full of fibre, and fibre actually increases the size of the poo.

And toilet brushes are fine, but do you think I am going to clean the brush each time?

Reply 10

Hamoody

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Original post by Isambard Kingdom Brunel

I recently got a new toilet with a very shallow U-BEND, and now none of my 'Number 2s' slide down the U-BEND. I have to keep reaching in with my hands and breaking it up, but that is disgusting.

Is there any type of food or drink I should be eating/not eating to make things better?

Original post by Isambard Kingdom Brunel

I recently got a new toilet with a very shallow U-BEND, and now none of my 'Number 2s' slide down the U-BEND. I have to keep reaching in with my hands and breaking it up, but that is disgusting.

Is there any type of food or drink I should be eating/not eating to make things better?

"POO" -> "poo"

TSR is as weird as ever :lol:

interesting :colone:

Original post by Isambard Kingdom Brunel

Bran flakes are full of fibre, and fibre actually increases the size of the poo.

And toilet brushes are fine, but do you think I am going to clean the brush each time?

Use a different twig or branch each time :rofl:

Reply 13

mojojojo101

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Read this as a Trump like boast.

'I have great shits, I **** bigly, I block many, many toilets'

Reply 14

username2471155

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Original post by UWS

Type it in lowercase? :tongue:

Spoiler

Yeah, it happened to me once. It was like a monster.

Reply 15

Drunk Punx

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Eat loads of fatty foods, the poo will literally pour out of you.

Not good for your health, but at least you won't be handling faeces. Pros and cons eh?

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