Weird things your parents do

She also walks around bra-less and topless which isn't great for many obvious reasons, one main one being she's 20 stone O___O

My mother does none of that but yours seems like a hell of a load of fun haha.

My mum likes to randomly scream in weird situations just to see reactions on others faces.

She speaks Urdu to anyone she thinks may know a paki, like serious she went up to this black dude in carphone warehouse and started speaking urdu and he gave her a weird ass look and she was 'eh its all the same'.

She speaks to random cats all the time in a high pitch tone.

She also tells me about her weird experiences (like bathroom experiences) and its ****in weird

My dad likes to sing songs whilst on the throne. REALLY LOUDLY.

He also likes to imitate my mother at every given moment and they both have competitions on who could be the most irritating....

My mother does none of that but yours seems like a hell of a load of fun haha.

My mum likes to randomly scream in weird situations just to see reactions on others faces.

She speaks Urdu to anyone she thinks may know a paki, like serious she went up to this black dude in carphone warehouse and started speaking urdu and he gave her a weird ass look and she was 'eh its all the same'.

She speaks to random cats all the time in a high pitch tone.

She also tells me about her weird experiences (like bathroom experiences) and its ****in weird

My dad likes to sing songs whilst on the throne. REALLY LOUDLY.

He also likes to imitate my mother at every given moment and they both have competitions on who could be the most irritating....

I love her to bits but


Me mum got in a fight at Tescos recently because she said someone cut her off while queuing Now she's got a scar on her face...

She also walks around bra-less and topless which isn't great for many obvious reasons, one main one being she's 20 stone O___O

She chit chats/flirts on the phone with call centre workers, delivery...

like I swear one person called from India methinks and she started asking them questions about the place and what kinda food they eat, and the weather and ****.

She also called to ask why her Android wasn't working and it all was because she didn't hold the button down long enough. Bless her soul.

Pls tell me your mum does this too lol

Your parents sound pretty fun too especially your mum speaking Urdu to people.

My mum also walks around topless along with my boyfriend Fola. They are both about 20 stone aswell but so am I and I might start doing it too!

Im 17 and I went on a diet recently but all I did was count the number of calories I ate but I had lots of chocolate and other unhealthy foods, but told everyone it was part of my healthy diet.

My mother does none of that but yours seems like a hell of a load of fun haha.

My mum likes to randomly scream in weird situations just to see reactions on others faces.

She speaks Urdu to anyone she thinks may know a paki, like serious she went up to this black dude in carphone warehouse and started speaking urdu and he gave her a weird ass look and she was 'eh its all the same'.

She speaks to random cats all the time in a high pitch tone.

She also tells me about her weird experiences (like bathroom experiences) and its ****in weird

My dad likes to sing songs whilst on the throne. REALLY LOUDLY.

He also likes to imitate my mother at every given moment and they both have competitions on who could be the most irritating....

My parents whip me its so weird haha

#Relatable
My mum also talks to my old toys.
My mum and dad have a farting competition. (Weird as f***) How is that even relationship goals like no, ew,
Um, weird things, she talks the most amount of sh** in the world which disrupts me from my work.
She makes me step on her legs. (Weird, ngl when she's being mean to me, sometimes I take advantage)
She makes me ask dumb questions to people. Scenario: We were in house of fraser in town and I seen this really nice dress right, and my mum asked me how much is it and I looked on the tag and it was like £180 and I told my mum and she was like ask the customer assistant, and I was like why because I've already told you? My mum shouted at me and said they might have a sale on. What a dumb sh**.
She wacks her crutch in my arse when we are in morrisons.
She will leave the bathroom door open when she goes to the loo. (EW I KNO)
When she's ironing the clothes upstairs, she will tell me to go from downstairs, while I'm doing my work, to fill up a bottle of water from the bathroom, when she's only two steps away from the bathroom.
She wears my dad's tops around the house... LOL
She gives my dad 'storytime' about her periods. Weird as f***
& ALOT of other dumb things.

BTW, @0to100, some stuff for you to laugh at up there ^ and please clear your pms

my dad listens to nirvana songs and sings along

i love my dad.

I love her to bits but


Me mum got in a fight at Tescos recently because she said someone cut her off while queuing Now she's got a scar on her face...

She also walks around bra-less and topless which isn't great for many obvious reasons, one main one being she's 20 stone O___O

She chit chats/flirts on the phone with call centre workers, delivery...

like I swear one person called from India methinks and she started asking them questions about the place and what kinda food they eat, and the weather and ****.

She also called to ask why her Android wasn't working and it all was because she didn't hold the button down long enough. Bless her soul.

Pls tell me your mum does this too lol

I can't even rep you anymore...