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Old 2 Weeks Ago: 3rd November 2009 21:22 #1 
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Default So my mum walked in while I was tooting the horn
 
I was in my room looking at some websites while masturbating, and my mum walked in on me.

She caught me with my pants down with my hand around my shaft.

It has been about an hour now, what should I do???
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Old 2 Weeks Ago: 3rd November 2009 21:24 #2 
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A truly shocking story. I'm so sorry.

 
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Well done lad, you've had one rite of passage

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Say your room needs cleaning...
 
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lmao.
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Man your name is apt.
 
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Default Re: So my mum walked in while I was tooting the horn
 
Originally Posted by i am cool
I was in my room looking at some websites while masturbating, and my mum walked in on me.

She caught me with my pants down with my hand around my shaft.

It has been about an hour now, what should I do???
Accuse her of giving you a boner?
 
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Ask for a lock or politely suggest that she knocks before entering your room next time.
 
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Ask for a tissue??
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Avoid her for a while. Cry. Consider suicide. Cry some more.
 
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Suggest that she knocks in the future, then politely say you're sorry for not warning her to knock before. Then move on
 
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Default Re: So my mum walked in while I was tooting the horn
 
Originally Posted by i am cool
I was in my room looking at some websites while masturbating, and my mum walked in on me.

She caught me with my pants down with my hand around my shaft.

It has been about an hour now, what should I do???

What did she do? Did she say anything?
 
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Tooting the horn? Well just tell her you were trying to get some attention.
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Tell her your penis seduced your hand so it was beyond your control.
 
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"Mum . . . I'm sorry, . . . the leprachaun MADE ME DO IT!"
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tooting your horn pahah thats a new one
 
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Default Re: So my mum walked in while I was tooting the horn
 
hahaha,

tooting the horn

and

She caught me with my pants down with my hand around my shaft.

made me
 
 
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