[ADREAM]

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[maljebo]

Originally Posted by ADREAM

Okay, the walls are essentially paper-thin and so everything from both rooms either side of me (especially at around 3/4 am) can easily be heard.

This includes, music, shuffling, coughing...

And sex.

Loud. ******* loud sex.

I mean, who the **** LITERALLY screams this ear-piercing wail every bloody night in sexual delight? At least go to a hotel or something, which I've basically always done with my gf? Or at least just have quiet sex?

Without making it as awkward as possible, how can I tell the neighbours to ******* tone it down?

I usually go around with a group of friends banging against the various doors and darting in the early hours of the morn...

knock on their door when they are reaching their climax, act like you don't know whats going on in there and politely ask them if everything is alright because you heard screaming, keep doing this and eventually they would get pissed off and keep it down or do it somewhere else

[sylv]

Originally Posted by ADREAM

Okay, the walls are essentially paper-thin and so everything from both rooms either side of me (especially at around 3/4 am) can easily be heard.

This includes, music, shuffling, coughing...

And sex.

Loud. ******* loud sex.

I mean, who the **** LITERALLY screams this ear-piercing wail every bloody night in sexual delight? At least go to a hotel or something, which I've basically always done with my gf? Or at least just have quiet sex?

Without making it as awkward as possible, how can I tell the neighbours to ******* tone it down?

I usually go around with a group of friends banging against the various doors and darting in the early hours of the morn...

Write an anonymous note and then wait for them to put it on http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/

[IRREPLACEABLE]

Just tell them? My flatmates are all very blunt about that sort of thing

[CoffeeAtStarbucks]

Originally Posted by maljebo

knock on their door when they are reaching their climax, act like you don't know whats going on in there and politely ask them if everything is alright because you heard screaming, keep doing this and eventually they would get pissed off and keep it down or do it somewhere else

I agree with this plan, its great lmao

[theronkinator]

Play porn, even louder.

[issih]

Not everyone can afford hotels everytime they want a shag...
Just be like "man u got banged last night!! Can I join in next time??"
Or just tell them to keep it the **** down.
Or get some tips? Looks like they know how to pleeeeeasure.

[Psycho0101]

Looking at your username, I have to ask this. Are you sure that it's not "A DREAM"?

[2kuayyaz]

awww, u feel left out, just ask them if you can join in

[ADREAM]

Hmmm, well some good suggestions so far. Though I do quite bluntly repeatedly tell them in the morning to stfu when they're having sex, at least I take my gf somewhere else for the weekend banging, or at least try and not scream.

Though I think at the point of climax, I'll round up a little group to start screaming in the corridor and scream even louder. Security'll probz come running over and I'll tell them about the wildly passionate screaming emanating from the various sex rooms...

[ADREAM]

Originally Posted by Psycho0101

Looking at your username, I have to ask this. Are you sure that it's not "A DREAM"?

Oooh, how original.

[CinderellaDontGo]

Could be worse it could be your Mum & Dad

..Could be even worse, it could be your GF and your Dad.

[Malsy]

Ear plugs.

[co_co_vogue]

Hotels are expensive. I really doubt they'd pay for one just because they're annoying you.
Id go with the first suggestion.

[SB_Vision]

I know of two flatmates of a guy I know that do that all the time constant noises and when you knock on the door they both come out denying it

[matrix15]

You go BANGING on doors to stop the noise?

If its a big problem tell uni representatives. Then the uni will have staff going around banging on doors instead of you, at least you can save on legwork.

I know my uni has a policy called Staying up, Keep it down. See if theres anything like that in place.

[Diaz89]

come exam season if they continue be serious, right now, just enjoy the times

[SB_Vision]

^^^^^^^ Listen to that, because if it happens around exam time it would not be funny...

[MrGreedy]

the guy who lived above me always used to have sex, sometimes it was so loud that i thought the floor was going to collapse on me, so i told him not to have sex that much as it disturbs me but he still continued to have sex, so i told reception and then he stopped.

[dennisthe3rd]

Least its not Gay sex

If i knew a bird was getting ****** hard in the room next door i think it would turn me on ...... not really