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Ode to Cheese

Humble victim of a million lunchtimes
Sliced by cruel knives for the pleasure of
Sandwich munchers thou keepest thy
Caseinous counsel, uncomplaining as
The vicious tangs of the grater rip thee
Apart in thy curdly martyrdom;
As St Lawrence suffered the pangs
Of the fiery griddle so dost thou
Face the blistering heat required
To melt thee onto toast in the Welsh
Manner; the sting of Worcester Sauce
Prolongs this culinary atrocity; silenced
Are the mouths which consume thee in the
Ploughman's Lunch; a lettuce shroud and a
And a pickled onion accompanying thee on
Thy final journey; a sarson sexton for thy
Hasty obsequies; ask not for whom the bel
paese tolls ~ it tolls for brie
(edited 9 years ago)

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Reply 1
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FYI, you're my favourite poster on this site. :lol:
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Cheesy at best.

repped
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Original post by scriggy
FYI, you're my favourite poster on this site. :lol:


That's very kind of you :wink:
I feel I have no right to comment on this. :getmecoat:

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Original post by briesandwich
I feel I have no right to comment on this. :getmecoat:

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thanks brie... i hope the bell does not toll for thee until much much later :wink:
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Original post by tehforum
Cheesy at best.

repped


thanks tehforum it was grate to receive your appreciation of my cheese ode

:borat:
This makes me want cheese...

Ploughmans-2.jpg

Omnomnom Ploughmans...
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Original post by Historophilia
This makes me want cheese...

Ploughmans-2.jpg

Omnomnom Ploughmans...


Cheese has rights !!
Mmmm cheese.

:love:

My cupcake sig has cream cheese frosting!
(edited 12 years ago)
Original post by the bear
Cheese has rights !!


It has the right to GET IN MAH BELLEH!
Original post by the bear
Humble victim of a million lunchtimes
Sliced by cruel knives for the pleasure of
Sandwich munchers thou keepest thy
Caseinous counsel, uncomplaining as
The vicious tangs of the grater rip thee
Apart in thy curdly martyrdom;
As St Lawrence suffered the pangs
Of the fiery griddle so dost thou
Face the blistering heat required
To melt thee onto toast in the Welsh
Manner; the sting of Worcester Sauce
Prolongs this culinary atrocity; silenced
Are the mouths which consume thee in the
Ploughman's Lunch; a lettuce shroud and a
And a pickled onion accompanying thee on
Thy final journey; a sarson sexton for thy
Hasty obsequies; ask not for whom the bel
paese tolls ~ it tolls for brie


Cheese is milk's attempt to seek immortality.
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Original post by marcusfox
Cheese is milk's attempt to seek immortality.


whey to go

:borat:
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Original post by marcusfox
Cheese is milk's attempt to seek immortality.


so yoghurt would be a kind of caseinous purgatory ...
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whey to go

:borat:


That's cheesy, even for you.
Original post by the bear
so yoghurt would be a kind of caseinous purgatory ...


Nevertheless, more culture than all of Australia.
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Original post by marcusfox
Nevertheless, more culture than all of Australia.


that's really grate... you should be a raita
(edited 12 years ago)
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that's really grate... you should be a raita


Touché. Now I feel so bleu.
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Touché. Now I feel so bleu.


you obviously feel quite fondue of this thread
Original post by the bear
you obviously feel quite fondue of this thread


You're just a pun muenster.

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