Scheming Ex

Instead of trying to get him back, why don't you focus on something more positive? Like moving out?

Why the hell do you want him back? He cheated.

Put itching powder in his underwear for fun, but don't take him back, fool!

Wait a second, you said you found out from someone else?
did he admit it himself?

If not you are an evil phyco of an ex paranoid gf

Who deserves even more pain from being a phyco malious b*tch

No one deserves the sly and dirty punishment for something he may not have done

you despicable despicable person

I spit on you

Oh but if he did sheat on you, go for it
Make him a sh*t with ham sandwhich, that would make him go nuts

Yes, he did admit it.
And as soon as I found out I went to him. And his first response was, I can't be bothered to listen to you.
I hate to see him acting all happy and singing and laughing around the house. I just want to punch his lights out. But I can't do that.
What's worse is, he's acting so friendly to me like nothing has happened. I guess that's a good thing in a way. But it's like he's expecting me to get over it straight away. I want to hurt him in the way he has hurt me. But that's not possible. So the itching powder is the next best thing that I can think of.

itching powder may not be the best way to go, cause he will relise and go for you?

But a super virus on his computer, and make sure it will never function again the guy will be in tears

I don't want him back!
I want to do this, to GET him back! Not take him back.

Gotcha! You want to get him back as in hurt him. Yeah I think itching powder is a good idea, or put ants in his bed, cut holes in his clothes, switch his salt for sugar and sugar for salt...

LOL ants in his bed!
While I was in the shower today I was looking at his toothbrush thinking.. that toilet needs a good clean..
haha

If you're still living with him it has to be something that he doesn't realise, but gives you satisfaction. Otherwise it'll end up as a prank war and the house will become uninhabitable. I'm thinking about Mean Girls with the foot face cream, and the weight-gain weight-loss bars.. Or Malcolm in the Middle style replacing low-fat biscuits with full-fat. Something that will make a difference over time without him realising.

A drawing pin behind his car tyre would be cool too, because his car will be fine, he'll reverse over it, and the tyre will gradually deflate while he's at work or wherever. Then he'll have a flat tyre when he has to get home from work, and you'll have been nowhere near his car in that time so he can't blame you. If he misses an appointment or his favourite tv show, or something like that, even better.

But will he ever find out it's itching powder.
That guy is in love with his computer and has spent thousands of pounds on it. But that's really mean. And there's no way that I would ever get onto it anyway.
Also. I've decided I'm just going to be super friendly. Act like nothing has happened. Treat him nicely. If I ever get upset, he won't see it. So hopefully he will think I am over it already and won't suspect a thing.

It's good to see that you are going to act like nothing has happened.
That's probably the best thing you can do for this whole situation as it will make you feel better about yourself over time.

I wouldn't treat him nicely as such, just treat him as you would another friend!

Are you still planning on getting revenge???

Yeah, I meant like a friend when I said nicely.
I do still want revenge. But he has now bought a lock for what he's turned into his room now. So he obviously thinks I might do something. So I need to be really sneaky. Maybe wait a while for things to calm down and then get my revenge. But while I wait I can plan lol.