What's the worst thing you've ever done in school?

So after seeing that thread about that idiot who got drunk in school, I thought I'd ask you guys.

1.In our schools there's like dinner ladies that go around the school making sure nobody's on the corridors they're supposed to. Me and four others were chilling, they come in and say "downstairs please". As we're walking out one of my friends say "Easy money I guess.." and got into so much ****

2.In year 10 we had triple Science on a Thursday which I despised. So when my nan was on holiday I mitched the Thursday. Then I mitched the Friday because I missed Drama practice on that Thursday. And then I mitched Monday because I wanted 99 Runecrafting.. sad I know..

My punishment was two weeks of tray duty, which I never did :colonhash:

And that was the end of it.

What I found funny, one of my friends mitched off an hour of lessons and got a weeks tray duty and did it.

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Reply 1

chickenonsteroids

I came into school with a stripped shirt on

It was against the rules so I was wearing trouble :u:

Reply 2

plummango

Hah, i dont even know where to begin. Umm lemme just say the first things that come to mind.

-created a huge sculpture of an "Obscene" image (a dick lol) out of snow on the school field
-Brought fireworks to school
-set of the school alarms
-had a massive food fight than ran away
- broke most of school doors by just hanging off them
- On april's fools, told a teacher that the headteacher was calling them in the office. told the headteacher that the same teacher was looking for them in their room. They were just going round in circles for 30 mins.

Ahhh too much stuff!! cant even remember all this that Ive said above was just in the last 1 and a half years (Im in yr 13 right now, btw)

Reply 3

OSharp

Coulple of people in my year uploaded pictures of one of the students naked onto the school drive.

another kid stole everyones passwords

and another one deleted the staff intranet drive. that one was quite good because we got to see which teachers could actually teach and which ones relied on Power Points

Reply 4

Spoonforknife

Tried to get with my English teacher and got an external exclusion.

Was so bad when they called my psycho dad in and then I had to have a meeting with all the teachers and the headmasters. As I was a senior student too so I was meant to be a role model for the whole school :biggrin:

Was pretty funny when I look back at it, and I pulled her in the end.

Good times.

- Put lockers infront of the RE teachers room so he couldn't get out LOL, he even cried.
- Put one of them hi-pitch things in the RE teachers room during a lesson and he couldn't find it haha.
- He then fell of a table and rolled around swearing.
- My engineering teacher was a dickweed, so me and some mates took his piece of work (that ours should look like) and put it to a plasma cutter.
- Told my bio teacher to SMD
- Wrapped a whiteboard pen in my ball-sack
- Left all the gas taps on in every science room and we all got the day off

EDIT: Sorry for not being a big enough badman at school!

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went.

Brought stink bombs into primary school. Gave one to one of my peers & he let it off in the lunch hall - 2 weeks cleaning trays at lunch time. I deserved it :sadnod:

Reply 7

Belle-x

Dunno, was just 'bad' in general a few times and got into a bit of bother. Never had a dentention though, my mum wouldn't sign the slips.

Reply 8

martin jol

3 way tie between

- letting off a stinkbomb in class; guys ran out into the hall, the head of year hears - big trouble for me.

- putting a pic of a teacher on myspace (lol) with his nickname , 'foreskin' as a caption.

- getting drunk at the boarding house, the consequences for this one were the worst by far, ****ed me up hard.

i wasn't really a troublemaker but i just took things too far sometimes. :frown:

Reply 9

confuzzled92

skipped class

Spoiler

Reply 10

llessur123

I was 14 and fell out with a friend, I had a bit of a temper back then so I kicked a door open and accidently smashed the panel on it. I then worried and was even more angry, so I just walked out of school. I got suspended and had a pack of teachers searching the area for me, I felt quite bad after.

I also got a record number of detentions in first year - 34, quite impressive for an 11 year old.

There are a few things really, I've gotten into lots of arguments with teachers but I've never sworn or been rude. I've never been scared of voicing my opinion to a teacher in a mature way, although they usually get quite defensive and then it doesn't go well. I was a little **** before I was 16 or so then I stopped being so angry. I've never stopped arguing with teachers if I wasn't happy with something though, for instance, I can't stand it when men raise their voice at me, it can be quite scary and I'm a small 17 year old girl so I don't think it's appropriate or necessary, if this happens I'll ask them not to raise their voice and if they don't I'll walk out of the room. It's just something that has been ingrained into me since I was young - never let a man raise his voice at you, no matter who it is. Called it old fashioned, but I stick by what I believe in. I'm nearly an adult, so I like to be spoken to like one.

Yeah, I think I'm quite infamous at my school. They can't wait till I leave next year. My reports always say "always polite, but arrogant and argumentative" haha.

EDIT: Still getting negged one year on, this is excellent.

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Reply 11

buchanan700

I wasn't that bad, although I did dye my hair pink. With permanent dye. Oops. :P

Reply 12

Whangdoodle

Well, I've done the same old same old graffitti stuff, bursting into classrooms after school to speak to teachers without knocking (I always found that hilarious, for some reason), going through corridors that I wasn't permitted to... nothing really 'bad'.

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Reply 13

littleone271

One time in sixth form during a free period me and my friends were messing about in one of the free classrooms that were meant to be used for studying. Anyway my friend was on my other friend's back (piggy back style) and I saw it as a perfectly good opportunity to give him a massive wedgie. The head of sixth form walked in as I was holding my friends' underwear in the air with both hands and we were all screaming and laughing lol.

There was one thing that was REALLY bad that I probably shouldn't talk about on here seen as I could have got banned from ever sitting another exam again..

At one point in year 9 I never did my homework and sometimes I'd get my friend to forge notes 'from my mum' in my journal saying I was having problems at home or something. I was on level 1 report and because I still hadn't been doing my homework I was going to be put on level 2 report and the head of my area of learning had a look through my journal and came across one of these notes my friend had written and I said 'well I can't really use that as an excuse' so she felt sorry for me and it actually got me off report completely. When she found it I swear I nearly **** myself lol. Most of the stuff I got in trouble for was really stupid though or just to do with not doing homework.

Our teachers were quite naughty at times lol. My french teacher called my friend a prostitute and asked my other friend for a fight and used to laugh her head off at my grades. I had a biology teacher who never actually set us any work to do for an entire year, he just sat on his computer playing games lol. My chemistry teacher made a stinkbomb during our lesson that stank so bad we were literally hanging out the windows and he had to go around the entire building with air fresheners and people were walking around with their jumpers over their faces for the rest of the day. He also used to karate chop breezeblocks in half lol.

Reply 14

Genocidal

Isolation for a while for graffiti on one of the school buildings.

Skipping school (especially bad in year 11 as I had a 60% attendance rate by the end of the year)

Walking out of school

Throwing a teacher into a door (suspended)

Throwing a kid face first into a wall which sent them to hospital (suspended)

Beating other students up (3 times, but got away with all of them)

Isolation for wearing coloured contact lenses (bright red ones and white ones with a black outline)

I still did rather well and stayed on in the 6th form in the end; especially in the January GCSE English Language exam where I was one of 3/150 who got an A*. My favourite quote was from my English teacher where he said: "He's the only pupil I know who can get an A* in English and beat up other students in his spare time." :biggrin:

Reply 15

P.Kaur

Accidently flinging my calculator at a window and subsequently breaking it, as a scared quiet year 7.

Reply 16

swbp

I'm not "bad" at all, but I did have a few funny moments at high school

My worst was probably when one of the strictest teachers in the school found out that it was me who'd desecrated my friends's planner. It wasn't just jokey things on this planner, they were really sexual and disgusting.

The result - he shouted at me for about 15 minutes, and I was lucky to escape without any severe punishment. It was worth it though, we still have the planner and good god is it funny :smile:

Reply 17

POWW!

Farted and blamed it on the guy sitting next to me :u:

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Reply 18

Azland

Put the homepage of all the computers in the lab as some site which shows a gay porn video and if you try to close the browser messages keep popping up like " You like it? Want more?". Basically you cant close it without turning off the comp or task manager. I thought the next class was with the seniors. Turns out 5th grades came next class and well the rest you can guess lol. We could hear the teacher shouting to turn off the main power line.

2. During a friends art exam, him and the teacher took a lunch break. During the break I drew a nazi symbol on the entire picture. They both came back and were shocked lol. Took every bit of strength I had to not rofl when they called the entire class to ask wtf happened.