So it was the first week of Uni. We'd made a friend who could drive, and we were looking for something interesting to do.
"TO GUMTREE!" We said.
We quickly found an ad for a farmer selling some ducks for £3 each in Alton (close to the Uni, it was Staffordshire). So later that day, we drove to Alton and collected two ducks. I didn't want to buy one, I thought it was a little bit harsh on the ducks and didn't want to get thrown out of accommodation in the first two weeks.
But never the less, we ended up back at the house with two ducks. I came back from an introductory lecture and found them in the bath (that's where they were kept, you see.)
One of the housemates was in his room, probably hiding from these three crazy people running around the house looking after ducks which had come from somewhere. We proceeded to feed them, then go to the SU for some drinks. Upon returning, one of the guys we came back with who lived near us was really excited about these ducks, grabbed one out of the bath and ran downstairs and out of the house. He found 4 people sitting in their kitchen, all playing some kind of game on laptops. He threw the duck towards the window, and ran. Strange night, can tell you that much. My housemate had pictues but I don't know what happened to them.
EDIT: I'm sort of honoured that our adventure has gotten this many negs, thank you all! However, I would like to remind you that the rep system is meant to encourage on-topic contributions and discourage off-topic ramblings. It is not meant to be an indication as to how popular or unpopular a certain opinion or post is, that would do the opposite and in fact discourage positive contribution and encourage off-topic comments.