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Private investigator? They exist outside of the 1920s?

OMG I WANT TO BE A PI WITH A FEDORA AND A SASSY RECEPTIONIST.

Somehow I don't think there are grad schemes for those :beard:

Sadly, as much as I would like it to be the case, PIs are not like film noir in real life. You can actually get qualifications in professional investigating, I think, but it's not very glamourous.

As for police detectives, you have to spend at least two years in uniform first, and somehow I don't really see you in that role :laugh:

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paddy

Original post by Jace Falco

Yeah I assumed as much.

And I could so be a uniform :colonhash:

But I'd probably not be very good on account of using said uniform to flirt with guys :colone:

Oh actually no I would be terrible, I forgot that they tend to have to run sometimes, and that's not something I do.

I mean I probably wouldn't run for my life even.

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The Fez

Original post by fretter778

Me and the boyfriend just broke up, but in such a way that we were both still smiling and laughing together. I guess that's the best way of breaking up!

Ditto!!!

Original post by fretter778

It was an LDR anyway. I'm just useless at posting here! :tongue:

DITTO!!!

We live parallel lives.

Original post by Crisps

An iPhone app is actually in progress. There's a reason why an Android app was released first, but I can't remember the reason why.

Ah, I see. I didn't know if there was even an Android app, but I should try it as I use an Android phone now. :tongue:

Original post by dbmag9

See previous page. :p:

Gotcha!

Reply 1203

Slowbro93

Interesting campaign video :smile:

Reply 1204

Slowbro93

Just found my choreographer on Grindr :eek:

Also, I think until I have lost some more weight, dating is definitely on a hold. I really want to do this for myself :smile:

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gagaslilmonsteruk

Original post by cpdavis

Just found my choreographer on Grindr :eek:

Also, I think until I have lost some more weight, dating is definitely on a hold. I really want to do this for myself :smile:

I understand you want to lose the weight so you feel better, but don't put dating on a hold. People should go beyond looks and enjoy being with you as a result of your personality. For those who don't, well, you should value yourself as being more than them.

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Ars Ludicra

Original post by paddy

Private investigator? They exist outside of the 1920s?

OMG I WANT TO BE A PI WITH A FEDORA AND A SASSY RECEPTIONIST.

Somehow I don't think there are grad schemes for those :beard:

If you like, you can be my sassy receptionist. I am already a qualified private detective based on my extensive knowledge of Agatha Christie, Margery Allingham and Dorothy L. Sayers. Plus, I've already got the trench coat. :wink:

Reply 1207

paddy

Original post by cpdavis

Just found my choreographer on Grindr :eek:

Also, I think until I have lost some more weight, dating is definitely on a hold. I really want to do this for myself :smile:

Why? I like a guy with some cushion for the pushin' :teeth:

Original post by Ars Ludicra

Bitch please, I have 3 trench coats, including a red Burberry one :fyi:

But being sassy is definitely a job description I can handle :pierre:

Reply 1208

anshul95

Original post by thurin

Worst Hindi lip syncing I've ever seen.

LOL and you would know because..........

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anshul95

Original post by Gesar

Yes.

Thanks for the vote of confidence!

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anshul95

Original post by cpdavis

This is how and the misses envisioned your wedding :yep:

That is one sad wedding! :frown:

My wedding better not be like that!

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Liam_G

Original post by anshul95

LOL and you would know because..........

Because he has seen some videos of Hindi women lip-syncing, and that was the least convincing one he has seen.

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IGX_RSV2

Original post by gagaslilmonsteruk

this

Reply 1213

Slowbro93

Just woken up and decided to have some pasta mum made. I couldn't eat it all as there is so much oil :eek:

I never thought I would say that ...

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anshul95

Original post by cpdavis

Just woken up and decided to have some pasta mum made. I couldn't eat it all as there is so much oil :eek:

I never thought I would say that ...

try having samosa. They can be incredibly oily. Or have dahl - the way punjabis have it.

But regarding the post you made earlier, I am with other people on this. You shouldn't feel the need to stop dating. They should see you for the fun, loving and honest Craig we all know you are :biggrin:

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anshul95

Original post by Liam_G

Because he has seen some videos of Hindi women lip-syncing, and that was the least convincing one he has seen.

Not knowing the language means doesn't really help me to agree with him. Though for older movies like that, occasionally the frames are out of touch (shoddy indian work right there :tongue:

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Liam_G

This thread has almost as much pos as it has neg :erm:

Reply 1217

Crisps

Blimey. Just read something in my local paper saying that Rentokil are using a new pesticide infused with chilli powder to deter birds. Apparently it sticks to their feet to give them a 'shock' the next time they tuck their feet up to their genitals. I never realised Rentokil were so kinky :mmm: