I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?

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    I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    Keep anon [or delete], not something I admit on a daily basis tbh.

    I keep eating/nibbling the fabric off towels, my clothes, tissue paper, normal paper, etc, without even realising it.

    Are there actually any health risks that go along with this?
  2. nightripper's Avatar
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    Re: I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    Lmfao!!!
  3. Bubbles*de*Milo's Avatar
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    Re: I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    Try eating Matter instead.


    Edit: Am I the only person getting this joke/laughing at it? :mad:
    Last edited by Bubbles*de*Milo; 19-08-2009 at 18:49.
  4. Shiny Dirt's Avatar
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    Re: I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    if you're a girl who ate condoms that'd be hilarious/quite the turn on maybe


    indigestion comes to mind?
  5. Dick Valentine's Avatar
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    Re: I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    This story is fabricated.
  6. soundboy's Avatar
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    Re: I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    Plenty of fibre, guess it'll come out easily enough.
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    Re: I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    (Original post by Anonymous)
    I keep eating/nibbling the fabric off towels, my clothes, tissue paper, normal paper, etc, without even realising it.
    http://farm1.static.flickr.com/122/2...ee62c1.jpg?v=0
    YOU'RE A TOWEL
  8. James''s Avatar
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    Re: I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    I heard that eating fabric makes you more at risk to contracting swine flu. That however could be entirely fabricated.
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    Re: I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Keep anon [or delete], not something I admit on a daily basis tbh.

    I keep eating/nibbling the fabric off towels, my clothes, tissue paper, normal paper, etc, without even realising it.

    Are there actually any health risks that go along with this?
    you're getting rep for making me laugh so hard


    oh wait... i :dontknow: who you are :p:
  10. Cultivated's Avatar
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    Re: I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    As far as I'm concerned, there's no calories or fat in them, so it's healthy. Keep eating.
  11. Vokes's Avatar
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    Re: I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    I hear too much fibre can give you the runs :ahee:
  12. km31's Avatar
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    do you have pica or something?

    also lol at the fabrication jokes - i love a good pun :p:
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    Re: I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    i do the same, i always need something to chew on
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    Re: I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    (Original post by nightripper)
    Lmfao!!!
    This

    Why would you do that on a regular basis, seems a bit odd and quite a strange thing to post up

    Seriously post up a serious problem, something that is actually worth reading, after all, that is what H&R is all about, Entertainment!
  15. un-jardin-sur-le-nil's Avatar
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    Re: I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    chewing gum people!!
  16. TheMeister's Avatar
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    Re: I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    **** usually eats toilet paper up pretty quickly.
  17. x_skater_jnoo_x's Avatar
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    Re: I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    Oh my friend eats plaster off walls and I'm serious. =]
  18. Heather with the Weather's Avatar
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    Re: I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    You'll probably turn into a jumper...
  19. Walkin'Butterfly's Avatar
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    Re: I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    There is probably a gigantic ball of fabric in your stomach right now.

    You're gonna die.
  20. Anonymous's Avatar
    Re: I keep eating fabric. Any related health problems?
    (Original post by Walkin'Butterfly)
    There is probably a gigantic ball of fabric in your stomach right now.

    You're gonna die.
    Now I realise it's unlikely I'll die, but your first point is what I was actually worried about.

    Guys, I'm actually not even joking about this despite how silly it sounds.
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