Freshers Packs

Also do Imperial plump for durex or is it some ****** crappy brand? I'm always wary when people advertise free condoms because they tend to be awful

hold on... do you have a penis?

hold on... do you have a penis?

yes i do. and it hates all non-durex condoms. whether this penis is specifically on my body or not is another matter....

hahaha nasty, we have ruined this thread

The 'freshers pack' I got in my room was two coffee and milk cartons/sachets, two strawberry flavoured condoms and some lube. Oh, and a business card saying 'Welcome to Imperial'

Lube? Awesome. Have you used it yet?

Man you can never trust those off brands, I'm just gonna bring my own supply. Magnums, hehe.

I prefer Mini-Milks...

I quite like the Magnum double caramel...

I always liked Callipo's more...
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Off topic (as if ice cream was on topic) - I'm just about getting used to typing on my iPod though it's still not easy on the train

I used to eat Calippos loads, cause they were always the cheapest things from the ice cream van

Off topic (as if ice cream was on topic) - I'm just about getting used to typing on my iPod though it's still not easy on the train

Don't listen to Mr Acid, Nokia E71 is the way forward (or the new Nokia N97, yummm)

Don't listen to Mr Acid, Nokia E71 is the way forward (or the new Nokia N97, yummm)