Blagging your way into university

nah man respect. yo. plz

haha this is just like a repeat of a conversation i had with my 15 yo cousin last night. lets just say she says blad a lot and calls me a 'disease' and said my flower display pic looked gay she is so ghetto yo. aye.

I know, I listened to Dizzee Rascal on the way home to embrace my newfound sickness.

Knock her out Malsy!

Malsy, Malsy...

Dizzee Rascal just gives me a headache..you need to put a bit of sik slick jay-z on. i get headaches often though like now so

I was just asking!

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one HIT ME!

Maybe getting hit all the time accounts for several of his 99 problems?

No one just asks anything! It was on your mind.

ADMIT IT!!!!!!

Not lying, more bribing.

PFFT! I proper lolled then I did.

I hope you appreciate that I just interrupted Shrinking Universe by Muse to watch that.

I want my minute back .

It wasn't as funny as the Mock The Week one a few weeks back.

In the "This is the answer, what is the question round" The answer was a large number (Let's say, 257,832)

And someone suggested that the question was "Is it, how many problems does Jay-Z have if you include bitches".

I rofflecoptered!

This guy is awesome.

Well oral is one of my strong points, according to my French teacher.

OK I proper lolled then!! Frickin' love Mock the Week!

LOLLLL

You're not fresh.

You wouldn't get it.



Listen to Malsy's Uncle rapping instead:

It wasn't as good without Frankie last week.

MTW without frankie is something shocking without something imperitive to that something shocking.

/analogy fail.

Rhyming 3 with Tea, BBC and CID is GENIUS.

I know.

But what about the fact that he's Malsy's cha-cha?