[Davies_M]

Ah...dinner is going to be awwwkward....

[SmileyGurl13]

Say 'if it's any constilation I was masturbating over you '

[Reems]

Tell her you're addicted to masturbation and that any coldness she may give you will only result in the deterioration of your mental health. Then ask her is she'll buy hookers for you so that you can over*come* this problem

[Holden]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqnUceOIEHE

EDIT: advice at 2:24

[RBarack]

I love you mum xx

[Hartemop]

I say its payback time, walk in on her doing it

[roosel4]

Originally Posted by RBarack

I love you mum xx

ok, thanks for the input.

[HumorousGent.]

Tooting the horn and masturbating?


I thought it was only women who could multitask.
I applaud you, and so should your mother.

Spoiler:

As long as it isn't one handed clapping

[tigermoth99]

lmao

[JackDaniels^]

Ask her to finish it.

[blinkbelle]

Ask her to finish you off?

[ChunkymunkyDJC]

Ignorance is bliss. Or evil-twin; evil-twin always works.

[ali7861012]

say that u like *******

[Madnut]

That's nothing - apparently some kid at my sixth form played with his little friend in the back of a cab, with his Mum and Sister sitting right infront of him.
At least you saw to the (little?) fella in the privacy of your own room!

[AP.]

Oh dear. Did she say anything? Just act like nothing happened. that's what I'd do.

[Madnut]

That's nothing - apparently some kid at my sixth form played with his little friend in the back of a cab, with his Mum and Sister sitting right infront of him.
At least you saw to the (little?) fella in the privacy of your own room!

[Hubert Poo]

How humiliating.

Well, believe it or not, as horrific an experience that may have been, she's hardly unaware you did it before anyway more than likely. It's not abnormal, even if getting caught is not exactly fun. Be bold and laugh it off - you're growing up, you're healthy. She'll probably just knock in future as a result.

[sandeep90]

Instead of using the pathetic excuses given by most people on this thread, just say that you were masturbating and for her to knock in the future.

[nolongerhearthemusic]

I don't think that euphemism works, it just reminds me of someone "blowing their own horn" which sounds like an excellent euphemism for masturbation but sadly means something else.

[Liverpool F.C.™]

Now that she has already seen it go downstairs to the living area and start jacking off. Jizz all over the furniture.