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Old 2 Weeks Ago: 3rd November 2009 21:42 #41 
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Default Re: So my mum walked in while I was tooting the horn
 
she's probably done it your dad so what's the problem?
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Default Re: So my mum walked in while I was tooting the horn
 
Originally Posted by Liverpool F.C.™
Now that she has already seen it go downstairs to the living area and start jacking off. Jizz all over the furniture.


 
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The best, and only appropriate responce is "we've lived in the same house for x number of years, and this is the first time this has happened."
 
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Default Re: So my mum walked in while I was tooting the horn
 
Originally Posted by i am cool
I was in my room under my bridge looking at some websites Billy Goats Gruff while masturbating, and my mum Moominmamma walked in on me.

She caught me with my pants down with my hand around my shaft club.

It has been about an hour now, what should I do???

^You should go troll somewhere else. I reveal the truth!

If real: tell her you didn't know grandma could upload videos to the internet. Exacerbating is the way forward.
 
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Default Re: So my mum walked in while I was tooting the horn
 
Originally Posted by GeorgeLegg
^You should go troll somewhere else. I reveal the truth!

If real: tell her you didn't know grandma could upload videos to the internet. Exacerbating is the way forward.
I am not a troll.

I told her that it was a one off and she should knock first.

Thank god that is over.
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Aw dude, bad times. Just apologise, have a giggle and move on.
 
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haha, just say you were inspired by one of her books
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Default Re: So my mum walked in while I was tooting the horn
 
Originally Posted by JackDaniels^
Ask her to finish it.

Only if she is a milf.
 
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Default Re: So my mum walked in while I was tooting the horn
 
Originally Posted by i am cool
I am not a troll.

I told her that it was a one off and she should knock first.

Thank god that is over.

Haha. A one off. Well done on convincing her with that one.
 
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ummm
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Default Re: So my mum walked in while I was tooting the horn
 
Originally Posted by GeorgeLegg
Well done on convincing her with that one.

I highly doubt she was convinced.
 
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maybe you should only do it at night from now on lol :P
 
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hilarious.. you should kick off, then burst out in tears and threaten to cut yourself and then it'll all be over
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you should just be a bit more vigilant
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Haha that blows!
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Default Re: So my mum walked in while I was tooting the horn
 
Originally Posted by homebythefence
Aw dude, bad times. Just apologise, have a giggle and move on.

How could you possibly have a giggle over something like that? Next you'll be saying it's no big deal and she should lend a hand next time.
 
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Default Re: So my mum walked in while I was tooting the horn
 
Originally Posted by i am cool
I was in my room looking at some websites while masturbating, and my mum walked in on me.

She caught me with my pants down with my hand around my shaft.

It has been about an hour now, what should I do???


Ask if you're bigger than your dad yet.
 
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just say sorry. it's going to be a bit embarrasing lol good luck man
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rofl I'm sure she does it herself
 
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