[mike_J]

Originally Posted by i am cool

I am not a troll.

I told her that it was a one off and she should knock first.

Thank god that is over.

She's your mum, not a retard.

... sorry if she's both

[AP.]

Lol at masturbation being a 'one off'.

[sadiechantel]

Haaa, awkward conversations (Y)

[MadMaths]

unlucky man...just wollow into a hole..

[Gez1990]

Tell her you were having a tantrum...





























...on your penis

[HotCoco.]

Originally Posted by Karma Police

"Mum . . . I'm sorry, . . . the leprachaun MADE ME DO IT!"

lmao!

[headbandix]

"My hand slipped..."

[alexterry]

Originally Posted by headbandix

"My hand slipped..."

over and over again.

[jaz_jaz]

go up to her and say "toot toooot!"

[theenger]

Tell her you cock was itchy, so it needs a good scratch... and you cock swelled up from all the scratching
Next time you should lock the door or do it when shes not in the house.. but for now, finish what you started.

[Mass Debates]

Say you had a terrible itch.

[BasicMinds]

Originally Posted by i am cool

I was in my room looking at some websites while masturbating, and my mum walked in on me.

She caught me with my pants down with my hand around my shaft.

It has been about an hour now, what should I do???

spunk in her face?

come on there is no real advice, you do nothing, pretend nothing happened. I'm guessing she isn't stupid, and will understand that every now and again you will need to have a ****. Its not a big deal, just incredibly embarrising.

[infernalcradle]

lol, tooting the horn is a new one....

just imply that she knock next time and point out that it was over girls/her/lesbian/whatever it was....but if she doesn't say anything, then keep your mouth shut

[Lazilysmart]

Really dont worry about it - she already knew you did it, cos shes a mum haha i think a lot of teen boys get caught - unfortunately you did then! At least you can **** away in peace without fear or shame anymore!

[landofunk]

Originally Posted by i am cool

I was in my room looking at some websites while masturbating, and my mum walked in on me.

She caught me with my pants down with my hand around my shaft.

It has been about an hour now, what should I do???

Hahaha love how the first thing you do is post it on here. The chances are that your mam knows that lads toot their horns!

[4TSR]

Originally Posted by -Neon-

Say your room needs cleaning...

Yes....anyone would find it difficult doing their homework with a wet monitor and a sticky keyboard...

[rainbowbex]

LOL. Jeeze all women know men ****. Get over it. If it were my son I'd be so amused and not feel I could say anything via acute embarrassment! haha

[gummers]

You was sleep wanking?

[emmielociraptor]

Don't wash your hands, walk downstairs, and politely introduce her to her "grandchildren".

[alexterry]

Originally Posted by emmielociraptor

Don't wash your hands, walk downstairs, and politely introduce her to her "grandchildren".

HAHAHAHAHA +rep.