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  1. dh00001's Avatar
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    (Original post by sil3nt_cha0s)
    I agree with this.

    You have evidently been ignored though :sigh:

    To the poster above: He's surrounded by walls on all 4 sides, wind won't ever reach there :rolleyes: :facepalm:
    its not mods. its admins. it got moved back :rolleyes:
  2. lets_make_some_music's Avatar
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    wait untill it rains loads, floods, and the water level rises just enough for you to snare it with your hands/home made net from an office waste paper basket

    what tools around TSR HQ do you have?

    can you not just shimmy down a drain pipe collect the ball and then shimmy back up it
  3. Afcwimbledon2's Avatar
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    *has idea* get a giant swimming pool that covers the underneath of it, then fill it with water.
  4. rofflewaffle's Avatar
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    (Original post by Afcwimbledon2)
    *has idea* get a giant swimming pool that covers the underneath of it, then fill it with water.
    Henry is lost at the TSR HQ. Not Buckingham Palace.
  5. Afcwimbledon2's Avatar
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    fair enough... loving your sig btw.
  6. getinthevan's Avatar
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    Get anything remotely pole-like (i.e. brooms, mops etc) and duct tape them together, then tape a bucket or a carrier bag or something on the end and scoop it up?
  7. herbal bug's Avatar
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    assisted suicide?

    :p:
  8. Jangrafess's Avatar
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    sacrifice glen, then when the police come in to clear up the corpse ask them for your ball back
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    (Original post by Jangrafess)
    sacrifice glen, then when the police come in to clear up the corpse ask them for your ball back
    I like this plan!
  10. CORUPTbunny's Avatar
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    Have you got a local chimney sweep?

    If you could just get him and his poles..





    ...You could probably kill him, sell the poles, then buy a new one..
  11. J's Avatar
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    Henry's very wet now
  12. rofflewaffle's Avatar
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    This is tragic, the poor defenseless thing.
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    Leave him to die. :indiff:

    /morbid
  14. Tootles's Avatar
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    (Original post by RK)
    Disaster has struck at TSR HQ.

    Henry needs your help.

    That's right, poor little Henry the inflatable football is lost.

    He was bouncing around the office when he fell out the open window and tumbled down on the meshing below.

    How he's trapped and cannot make it back inside even though it's getting dark and cold.


    So how can you help? Can you think of a way to get him back? Climbing out the window isn't an option.

    If you come up with a solution which leads to his safe rescue, then not only will we be eternally grateful, but I'm sure Henry will be willing to give a reward too...



    Poor Henry...

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    Is it just me, or does the TSR HQ appear to be in a terrace?
  15. Jangrafess's Avatar
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    MY GOD HE'S RIGHT! :shock:
  16. vin's Avatar
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    :wtf: what the hell is wrong with you people, get back to work:spank:
  17. Hubert Poo's Avatar
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    (Original post by J)
    Henry's very wet now
    I'm afraid my dirty mind couldn't help but abuse that sentence. :teeth:

    You can't just leave him to die in the cold. He's not an eskimo elderly, and we don't normally practice eugenics.
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    get a big henry and try and extend the pipes, if you make the pipes consecutively smaller and put a funnel in the end the suction will be really high and you'll pick him up no problem.

    my second suggestion is lots of mecano and make a grabber thing. alternatively get a large jug on a pole and try scoop him up... maybe a fishing net?
  19. Hubert Poo's Avatar
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    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    Henry sucking Henry? :teehee: Wtf is going on with my mind today? FML.

    You can certainly have a lot of fun building the Meccano regardless of results. You'd need a hell of a lot though.
  20. letsdothetimewarpagain's Avatar
    • I don't break things, I test limitations
    Re: Disaster strikes at TSR HQ...
    (Original post by Hubert Poo)
    Henry sucking Henry? :teehee: Wtf is going on with my mind today? FML.

    You can certainly have a lot of fun building the Meccano regardless of results. You'd need a hell of a lot though.
    It's all the pic n mix you've had :p:

    Can you not just sacrifice JR? JR can go out the window with RK and CJ holding his ankles and swinging him towards henry, and then J and whoever else is in the office can anchor RK and CJ down and hopefully they all won't go out the window
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