[Hubert Poo]

(Original post by letsdothetimewarpagain)
It's all the pic n mix you've had

Can you not just sacrifice JR? JR can go out the window with RK and CJ holding his ankles and swinging him towards henry, and then J and whoever else is in the office can anchor RK and CJ down and hopefully they all won't go out the window

That did cross my mind actually.

Sacrificing Glen certainly has appeal. Though I would advocate a more religious approach by inviting him to a large, festive meal in the office, cover him in cloves, and cook him. Then rely on prayers amidst the wafting incense of several failed motherboards from an overloaded computer to carry Henry to safety.

You'd also save on office takeaways.

[rofflewaffle]

That's a master plan timewarp

Saving footballs all over the world ^^

[Magnum Opus]

Maybe we could get another intern with Henry-rescuing duties

[rofflewaffle]

Or someone who is willing to be sacrificed for Henry.

[Magnum Opus]

Or we just keep getting interns until we have enough to form a human chain

[rofflewaffle]

Or just get a few really tall ones.

[bittersweet.poetry]

I used to have a spacehopper with the same face as Henry's. Ahh good times.
Sorry for your loss!

[wes]

Leave all the taps running until there's a flood and he floats up to window-level.

[sil3nt_cha0s]

If only someone at TSR HQ was a Parkour master, then this would be so basic

[CJ]

(Original post by sil3nt_cha0s)
If only someone at TSR HQ was a Parkour master, then this would be so basic

I think I could turn my hand to that. Only problem being I would probably also turn my ankle, wrists, neck, spine etc all at the same time.

My solution.

Yeah? Yeah.

[Lord Hysteria]

well this is a disappointment.
I was kinda hoping for a real disaster!

[Juno]

I'm sure RK could do something involving tin openers

[Melana]

Poor Henry is probably cold, tired and lonely. Why has he not been saved yet? I wanna come down there and rescue him with a good old bit of gaffa.

[Osiris22]

Attach a long pipe to a vacuum cleaner.

Or use double sided sticky tape, a stone (or some other object) some string, attach the string to the stone (or an object) add double sided sticky tape all around the object and throw it out the window.

[bigmo7]

Use the Topsy Turvy gun from 'Armed and Dangerous' to turn the whole world upside down then catch it. Just remember to glue everything in the office down...otherwise it could get a wee bit messy

[TheTallOne]

(Original post by amy1395)
Or just get a few really tall ones.

My services are needed.

[sil3nt_cha0s]

(Original post by CJ)
I think I could turn my hand to that. Only problem being I would probably also turn my ankle, wrists, neck, spine etc all at the same time.

My solution.

Yeah? Yeah.

Whatever manages to get him back

The quicker you get him back (he's still lost, right?), the quicker you can make a thread entitled "How to prevent a disaster at TSR HQ"

[rofflewaffle]

(Original post by TheTallOne)
My services are needed.

Fancy being dangled out a window? Talk to RK.

[RK]

(Original post by Juno)
I'm sure RK could do something involving tin openers

Sadly it would have to be 'tin opener' (singular) as one has bust the first time I used it...so glad I bought two and not one...

Anyway, I doubt there'd be a way we could use a tin opener to save him, but if anyone has any ideas...

[Juno]

(Original post by RK)
Sadly it would have to be 'tin opener' (singular) as one has bust the first time I used it...so glad I bought two and not one...

Anyway, I doubt there'd be a way we could use a tin opener to save him, but if anyone has any ideas...

Ha! I was right!