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    is there anything you can actually do? I know the obvious ways around the length but the girth is a becoming a serious problem.

    It's getting to the point that I don't want to have sex with him any more, so I'll try anything to improve the situation.

    ta
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    Please remember no explicit sex tips.
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    Well this is going to be a productive thread then :P
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    Is he black by any chance? :O
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    Relax and use a lot of lube?
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Relax and use a lot of lube?
    check and check. it just made it an extremely slippery and not much else.
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    Reverse kegels. YA RLY.
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    Try sleeping with his best mate
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    Give birth?
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    (Original post by death.drop)
    is there anything you can actually do? I know the obvious ways around the length but the girth is a becoming a serious problem.

    It's getting to the point that I don't want to have sex with him any more, so I'll try anything to improve the situation.

    ta
    Doesn't it just mean you're not aroused enough?

    Get him to measure his girth and post it here. I wanna compare.
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    Force other things up there which have a larger girth?
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    that cat is so cute. erm, try a spectrum? i'd imagine that would widen you up a bit haha
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    (Original post by Anonymous)
    Doesn't it just mean you're not aroused enough?

    Get him to measure his girth and post it here. I wanna compare.
    nope, even if I'm absolutely gagging for it (physically and mentally) it's still quite an uncomfortable fit.
    I don't think he'd be particularly happy if I whipped out a tape measure....
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    What the hell is a 'Wanger' anyway?
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    lol 'wanger'


    *giggles*
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    (Original post by m45)
    that cat is so cute. erm, try a spectrum? i'd imagine that would widen you up a bit haha
    I think you mean a speculum. Putting a rainbow up your vagina would look cool but, alas, would not solve the problem at hand.

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