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Do you have a student-run bnp group yet?
becomingbindy
Do you realise that if I don't get in here my life is ruined?

:laugh: So good!
Reply 22
What made you want to get into medicine? i mean, House wasn't around then...
Reply 23
So when do I get a knife and get to chop people up?
see this bruise on my hand? well, the other day i disinfected it and put the plaster all by myself. don't you think this is a sufficient proof of my suitability for this course?
Reply 25
I don't have to stick my fingers up someone's arse do I?

....awww mannn, that's well gay
"I love house but Dr cox aint bad either mate, would love to be 'em I tell ya".
How did I do?
Is it true that once you start medicine school you get freebies? I just need the medicine cupboard key?

Oh yeah and before I go what do you do with the body parts you amputate? as a poor student I need all the protein I can get so hopefully you don't mind me taking some home, very nutritious meat.:rolleyes:
So when do I get my black sidekick?
If I let you give me a private lesson in Biology, will you give me a place ? :wink:
Reply 31
What is going on with your hair? Is it like a disease or something?

Why Medicine? Well Chicks, Money and Chicks :wink:

Where is the bathro......... too late, where are your showers?
How many snooker balls can you fit up your arse?
Which hand do you wipe your arse with?



You mean you don't use toilet paper? :eek:
magicsharkman
So when do I get my black sidekick?


Please tell me who you are mysterious repper :smile:

My first rep :biggrin:
Did you know my wife? You know, the one that was killed by her husband?
Reply 36
So...when I can I start amputating people's arms and legs?
Where's the drugs cupboard?
Got any morphine?
"so.. when do i start?"

"are you guys gullible or somthing? i just dont believe you bought that story about the nursing home!"
Reply 39
So how long would you keep the kids in the chokey for?

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