I'm gonna keep this short.
Basically, my ex and I went to Aviemore last December with the snowsports club and she - much to my surprise - had ordered a strap-on from the internet and took it with her. So after far too much alcohol we headed upto our room (we weren't sharing, but the snowsports club had booked out the hostel in full so it was only us there) and, well, you don't need the details. Anyway, in the morning we were woken up and told the minibuses would be leaving to go up the hill pretty soon so both terribley hungover we got up and started to get ready and pack our stuff; on packing, we couldn't find the harness part of the strap-on so we assumed we'd thrown it into one of our rucksacks and left the room. A few hours later - sitting infront of a log fire drinking hot Ribena because I was far too hungover to snowboard - we saw one of the minibuses showing up and that was our cue to get our stuff and go out so we'd be on the first bus back home. So we were all standing chatting, having a laugh and stuff then one of the snowsports society members came out with "yeah, we found something that belongs to you two" and laughed; straight away I knew what it was. Back in the bus, he handed us a Tesco bag saying "every little helps, eh?" I was so embarrassed, it was unbelievable, but amazingly neither of us (I'm still at uni and a part of the club, she's not) had the piss taken out of us, nobody brought it up again, nothing at all... not what I expected from a bunch of lads!
I was going to post this anonymously, but what's the point. Plus if I get some rep out of this, then, yay. Hahaha.