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Do men like it when women put penis shaped food in their mouths?

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    Because Im eating a banana.
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    I think men would be a bit more excited if you were munching on a butternut squash.
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    (Original post by ipulledhermione)
    Because Im eating a banana.
    Do you ever use a banana to do anything else?

    :sexface:
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    (Original post by SuperSam_Fantastiche)
    I think men would be a bit more excited if you were munching on a butternut squash.
    pos rep for the sig when i caaaan
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    The last thing I want a girl to feel my penis is like banana with hazelnuts.

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    Go on...
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    I can swallow cucumbers whole.








    I wish!
    Or rather, my boyfriend wishes.
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    (Original post by Sequin)
    I can swallow cucumbers whole.








    I wish!
    Or rather, my boyfriend wishes.
    i can, large ones too. i'm a guy but i have to say i'd give pretty good blowjobs.
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    (Original post by Sequin)
    I can swallow cucumbers whole.








    I wish!
    Or rather, my boyfriend wishes.

    LOL

    haha I have a tiny mouth!! What a fail! Thank God I dont want to be a pornstar.
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    (Original post by ipulledhermione)
    Because Im eating a banana.
    'Sup baby? :mmm:
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    Only if you can fit a pringles box in your mouth. :perv:
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    This thread is hot.
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    (Original post by SuperSam_Fantastiche)
    I think men would be a bit more excited if you were munching on a butternut squash.
    :lolwut: Is there something that I should be getting?

    Anyways OP I would very much appreciate if you were to cut any large, cylindrical object into crudite form. That way one can get some creamy dips with it. Really creamy...


    :sexface:
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    (Original post by ipulledhermione)
    LOL

    haha I have a tiny mouth!! What a fail! Thank God I dont want to be a pornstar.
    Small mouth blowjobs? Theres probably a market for that :yep:
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    (Original post by Sequin)
    Small mouth blowjobs? Theres probably a market for that :yep:

    you reckon??

    gee thanks, made my day
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    (Original post by Whistleblower)
    This thread is hot.

    So I should put THAT in my mouth?
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    you should show me on MSN
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    (Original post by ipulledhermione)
    So I should put THAT in my mouth?
    Nah, not in your mouth. Somewhere else.
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    i got neg reppped for eating a banana and wondering...


    what would Einstein have thought ehhh
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    Unless I was actually in, the banana, I wouldn't be overly bothered.

    This kid has it perfected. He gets a lot of action. (I'm slightly worried it might actually be a girl, eh).

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